#squeuek

“I WILL SHOVE THE BASSOON DOWN YOUR THROAT”

“YOU AREN’T GOD!! I AM GOD!!”

“I need to gLOW”

“Horns are the best” *dramatic gasps from literally everyone else*

B.d: “BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh...”

“I KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

“No. It’s a flaut. It’s a flautist so it’s a flaut.”

“I’M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD”

“Hello yes I AM AN OBOE”

*points to ‘f’ on page* “forte” *points to ‘ff’* “forte forte”

*points to ‘mf’* “moderate forte”

*points to ‘p’, considers a second* “pforte”