Jun 9, 2024
Your Honor, due to your involvement in the, definitely not dramatized, death of @piffany666, you are now being charged with first degree murder, as it was premeditated.
Your judge license will likely still be in effect because it’s California.
You will be charged a large sum of money for the, definitely happening, viking funeral of your now deceased victim. It will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars for certain, but you can afford it, you D-list Youtuber you.
Sincerely,
@piffany666’s funeral director and post mortem attorney
Excuse me I'll get back to you later I'm too busy thrashing this corpse around between my teeth like a dog with a chew toy.
