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Day 21: Onomatopoeia

During the bonus season of my job we have this loud ass horn that is pretty close to us so if you’re near it when it goes off it just fucking scares you. I drew Blue in this exact scenario.

Oh.... you wanna know more about them? W-Well okay!

But first, we gotta get ONEEEEE THING STRAIGHT!!!! WE all know the infamous KAITO x AKAITO "Shut up and Sleep with Me" MMD VID....

KAITO AND AKAITO ARE DEEMED AS BROTHERS BY OLD FANON. HOWEVER...... 😈THIS IS FANON AFTERALL.😈😈😈 fanon can be changed.... by a fan... such as me...

I BELIEVE ALL THE DERIVATIVES ARE SELFCEST. I HAVE A FEELING THOSE BOYS did NOT COME THE SAME MOTHER😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They are all derived from KAITO after all!

The fanon lore that they are brothers usually goes everyone's head. Especially to those new to the fandom. It is my belief that we as a FANDOM can move past this "brother" headcanon and CAN MOVE ON TO GREATER AND BRIGHTER THINGS🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 that being selfcest. 🤤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ROTF (but if i can be honest, all the old "Shion brothers" vidz i have seen basically never play on any sibling tropes- EVEN THE SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME MMD- so i dont think even those guyz back then knew they were brothers either. THIS IS GENUINELY JUST A TITLE THE SHIONS HAVE BEEN CURSED WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I consider all the Shion variants to be SELFCEST (SQUEEEE 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆) THEIR LORE IS ALL FANON. SO from now on, they are not the "Shion Brothers" they are EXPLICITLY just the "Shions" for my selfcest pervert fantasies.

So....

Without further ado! Here are my thoughts on all the Shions that matter! I'm mixing in confirmed fan lore/quirks that they all have with my own personal headcanons because I've thought a lot about this🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

....I say this out of pure love and kindness in my heart..... AKAITO IS THE MOST BORING OUT OF ALL THE MAIN SHIONS. HE IS GENUINELY just a recolor and HAS NO LORE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE FANDOM AGREES ON. Except that he likes peppers. THATS IT. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A VOICE EVERYONE AGREES UPON. Take a look at like every Akaito video ever, and he's either pitched super high or super low or he just sounds like normal KAITO. I'M VERY BAFFLED HE DOES NOT HAVE MORE SUBSTANTIAL QUIRKS LIKE THE OTHER SHIONS. But... nevertheless. In my AU that I believe should be the CANON universe for the Shions.... He is the "leader".

I believe Akaito is an idiot but CONFIDENT in himself even though he always fails. He's very eager to prove himself and considers himself a BADASS and the "natural born leader" of all the Shions.

I think the next most popular Shion is TAITO. Taito is probably my second favorite because I cannot take him seriously. So, fanonically, TAITO is a masochist who is HEAD OVER HEELS for Master. He is wrapped up in bandages because he cuts himself. Except he cuts himself for the LOLZ not even because he's depressed he just DOES IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.

TO ME, TAITO IS THE CREEPYPASTA .EXE OF THE SHIONS.

How my envisioned AU works is that all the Shions are just derived from KAITO V1. And once KAITO V1 gets replaced by V3, he gets put inside a folder allllll alone. Antics ensue...and he ends up splitting apart into all the different Shions. So actually in my AU, KAITO is never there. It's only his derivatives. They all live together in a digital house. And their goal is to prove themselves to Master in hopes to regain control and sing alongside V3.

So I think the reason why TAITO is an edgelord is because Master has old creepypasta videos stored in this folder they're all trapped in, and he's watched them and just made creepypasta his own personality. He's not actually hashtag deep like he wants to appear as.

I really think TAITO has the most funniest potential out of everyone because of how SERIOUS his love is for Master.

Of course, all the Shions want Master's attention (most of them do at least), but TAITO is a fanonical yandere and takes it very extremely.

In reality, I don't think he could actually hurt anyone else he's too much of a wuss. 🤤🤤🤤🤤😹 Of course, in his songs, he would sing about threatening his rivals only just to appear menacing and cool.

My third favorite Shion is Nigaito. His name is a mixture of the Japanese word "Nigai" meaning "Bitter" and Kaito. .... THE FANDOM HAS LITERALLY NEVER EVER PORTRAYED HIM AS BITTER!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE IN 2008 ON PIAPRO, BUT YOUTUBE SEARCH NIGAITO AND HE IS ANYTHING BUT BITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigaito is the youngest out of all of them. He is shy and quiet and is often neglected by everyone. It's fanon that mushrooms grow on him.

He has my favorite. Voice. EVER. MY FAV. VOICE. EVAAAAAAARRRRRR. Search up Nigaito Pon Pon Pon thats my favorite KAITO tuning EVER. He's like.... high pitched but has nice depth? 🤤🤤🤤😻😻😻 I LOVE NIGAITO!!!!! He has a super cute MMD model and all the best covers with the most distinct and agreed upon voice.

In my AU, it's pretty similar to the fanon. He often stays in the closet and just observes. The others respect him enough and don't disregard his thoughts just because he's a kid.

Kikaito is also really cool😻😻🤤🤤🤤🤤 and I wish he had more REP!!!! His name is a combination of "Kaito" and "Ki", which means 'yellow' in Japanese. But it can also be a combination of "Kaito" and "Kikai" which means 'machine' in Japanese....

So... KIKAITO IS A ROBOT!!!! He has the deepest voice with a mechanical essence to it! His left arm is fully mechanical, and out of all the Shions, he probably has the coolest and most unique design!

The creator of Kikaito never confirmed a personality for him. Fanon states he's a happy ray of sunshine. 😹😹😹😹 Haha get it guys? He's yellow! And yellow must mean happy! Jyushimatsu-desuWRONG!!!! WRONG WRONG!!!! I DISAGREE WITH THIS FANON!!!

IF HE'S GONNA BE A ROBOT, THEN WE'RE GOING ALL IN WITH A CLASSIC ROBOT STEREOTYPE!!! IN MY AU, HE'S GONNA BE LITERAL AND CLUELESS.

I believe Kikaito is programmed to want to see Master again. He is programmed to believe that in order to accomplish this, all he must do is simply sing! So he loves to sing! He doesn't understand sarcasm very well, and takes things literally. I'd say he is a slight kuudere, but enjoys making jokes.

I say that because he is so blunt with people, he is the perfect rival to Akaito. Usually all the other Shions just ignore the BS that Akaito spouts, but Kikaito isn'r afraid to put him in his place😹. I think they'd butt heads a lot.

On the contrary, I think Kikaito would be GREAT friends with TAITO. These two are the most dedicated out of everyone to see Master again. And while Taito is a yandere, he is fine with joining forces with Kikaito to reach a common goal.

Kizaito is sort of a deep cut. There's not a lot of content on him, even if you go back in the day to like early 2010's. His creator /designer had info on him on their fan site but that was deleted AGES AGO. FUN FACT: DO NOT TRUST THE FANLOID WIKI. THERE ARE MULTIPLE ENTRIES WITH INCORRECT INFORMATION. The wiki says he was created in 2011, but this is wrong. There’s artworks of him that were uploaded around 2009. GET DEBUNKED FANLOID WIKI!!!!

Anywayz I think Kizaito has GREAT POTENTIAL despite the lack of info on him.

Basically the fanon states that he is a playboy. He is narcissistic... but he can be quite timid at times... especially with those he has crushes on.

I've never really been one to latch onto narcissistic funny characters, but I really love the idea of Kizaito being a wannabe host.

His design makes him LOOK like a host, so in my AU, he is constantly a selfcest instigator and says he needs to practice his host skills on all the other Shions for when he is finally reunited with Master.

I also think he REALLY. REAAAALLLYYY HATES CHILDREN. So his number one opp is Nigaito. He is appalled by him, and finds it very difficult to flirt with the others while Nigaito is present. In fact, he simply CAN'T flirt with him being present.

I'd like to think this is Nigaito's only saving grace from often being brought out of the closet by the others in order to ward of Kizaito's obnoxiousness.

I wanna say Kizaito claims he doesn't want Master since Master abandoned everyone. Though, in his code, he literally is programmed to be loyal and loving to Master. Tsundere perhaps?😹😹😹😹 Imagine! Maybe Kizaito is deathly nervous of Master!

Mokaito's character color is brown. Mokaito is probably my favorite Shion concept wise. Think Russia hetalia.

His name is a pun with the words "Mocha" and "Kaito" cuz he loves coffee😹😹😹

In fanon, he is said to be designed to look the most mature. Even if he is angry, he will speak in a gentle tone.

You know how I said Akaito is the leader? He is. But really Mokaito is. Everyone is DEATHLY afraid of him even though he wears a smile on his face and always acts calm.

I'd like to think that Mokaito stays in his "study". He should NEVER be disturbed. He barely comes out to see the other Shions, and he is usually only interacted with if he must intervene and stop a conflict happening amongst the others.

Daito is the orange one. He is cute but stubborn. Todomatsu. He has very fluffy hair, and according to fanon, he likes it when others brush it. He hates silence and loves cute things! I think he is probably the most normal one out of everyone. He is sensible!

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SO THOSE ARE ALL THE MAIN SHIONS^^^^^

The following Shions that I will now describe aren't living in the same "household" as the others. Consider them guest stars!

Kamaito - Kamaito is the infamous drag queen deriviative. I really don't know what the fandom really agrees upon lore-wise for Kamaito. Even with pronouns, people use he/she interchangeably. Personally, I believe Kamaito uses she/her.

In my AU, I think she is the only one who manages to escape the folder. She often chats with KAITO V3, and is the Shions' ONLY access to information concerning Master.

I'd say she is a HUGE performer and has a big personality. All the other Shions are envious of her because she has access to Master. They try and force her to tell them how to escape the folder, but she never reveals her secrets. HASHTAG GATEKEEPER!!!!!!

KAIKO - KAIKO is a cute and sweet girl version of KAITO! She is adorable and kind. She is the girl next door who wants to befriend all the Shions. She brings them meals and attempts to flirt with them all. Everyone does not reciprocate the flirting for their own reasons- the main one probably being they are all programmed to stay loyal to Master. Kizaito is an exception however. I'd say he is desperate to practice his host skills on KAIKO, but is too nervous to do so.

KAIKO loves to sing and dance!

ZEITO - So Zeito is a derivative created by BloodyVocaloid. As far as I believe.... BloodyVocaloid still lurks around in the fandom. So haha! Sorry BV! I'm gonna add my own flavor into your derivative😹😹😹😹😹😹!!!!

Fanonically, Zeito hates his voice because it is too high pitched. He hardly speaks, and LOVESSS TO YO-YO! He's super pale and wears harsh black mascara that's usually smeared. BloodyVocaloid has written fiction about them, but hey. I only have my Bachelors in Shion lore😹😹 not my Master's. I haven't read all that.

In my AU, Zeito isn't AS suicidal like how BV has portrayed him to be. He is great friends with Kageito and is only awake at night with him.

So yes! Zeito does live among the other Shions! But strictly only at night. This is why I consider him a guest star since he hardly makes an appearance. I think he gets along really well with Taito whenever they do interact.

TAITO is a wannabe edgelord. And Zeito is a REAL edgelord. Their dynamic would be super funny.

Kageito- Kageito wears a mask on the side of his head. He is fanonically only up at night and HATES THE SUN! He is good friends with Zeito and is super kind and sweet! He's shy, but curious and playful despite his menacing appearance. He has two solid black arms that come out of his back.

My personal headcanon is that his ACTUAL arms are paralyzed, so he uses these "shadow arms" to interact and move stuff.

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SHIONS THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT/STILL CONSIDERING STUFF:

Baito and Shiroito are both white themed. They're pretty much both just. Evil. Shiroito is a flirt who loves women. Baito is another BV derivative who. Idk. He just evil. I think maybe they could guest star liKe ONCEEEE in my AU, but rn I HAVE NO IDEAS.

Xaito actually would be really cool as a guest star now that I'm thinking of it. Xaito is just another dark-themed evil derivative (WE ALREADY HAVE LIKE 3). Except Xaito has a LOT OF FLAVOR AND IS a demonloid who just wants to annoy and bug everyone. I don't think Xaito would live with them at all.

Musaito is ANOTHER evil themed vocaloid. His character item is a knife. And he's transgender. He has a lot of the same quirks as the other vocaloids and has really specific lore.

Musaito and Xaito are created by this random person on Deviant Art. FOR SOMEEEE REASON MUSAITO AND XAITO ARE INCLUDED AS BEING APART OF THE SHION BROTHERS ON THE FAN WIKI WEBSITE. there is NO WAY. NO WAY AT ALL. This a rant for a whole new post but I do not think they should be included in that Wiki it all. It genuinely infurirates me ITS STUPID ITS STUPID ITS STUPID!!!!

There's a BUNCHHHH of Kaito derivatives I'm sure of it. I only covered the ones on the fan wiki. IF I FIND ANY MORE THAT STAND OUT TO ME ILL TALK ABOUT THEM LATER.

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Okay if you have read this far thank you for reading give me ideas for my AU if you have any. Love and death and life and birth and piss and love on the planet earf

IMPORTANT SHION VIDZ:

MY ART GALLERY OF THE SHIONS RN:

I spell it as "Kaito" if I'm talking about him like some guy or character in a song.

I spell it as "KAITO" if I'm talking about him like a Vocaloid computer program. I like it, I think it dehumanizes him a little bit😻😻😻😻 It's like I'm a creator addressing my creation. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷❤️❤️❤️❤️🩵🩵🩵💙💙💙💙💙💙💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤🤤💚🤤💚🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🩵🩵🩵💙💙💙💙

Can anyone get behind this? Nod once irl if you agree. Shake your head once irl if you disagree.

Actually if you go on Etsy there's AI Kaito art shirts🤢🤢🤢BLARGH! DEFILERS! DEFILERS OF HIS BEAUTY AND SACREDNESS!!! I must correct this wrong with a right. I'll design a KAITO shirt... 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤