#spncrowley

You would live in a giant mansion with him

He chooses a mansion that is far away from hunters and things that go bump in the night

You are allowed to go into every nook and cranny there is to offer in your new home, but Crowley’s office is off limits

You break this rule often

Really you’re just bored and want to annoy him

You try not to interrupt meetings, but you can’t help it if you didn’t know

Crowley isn’t one for physical affection, especially in public around his goons

Even if it is something as simple as fixing his tie or trying to hold his hand

He even goes as far as to shake you off if you attempt to try

But in private he allows any and all affection you wish to shower on him

Whenever Crowley is gone, a small group of demons that are as loyal to him as a demon can get guard the perimeter of the mansion

No demon is allowed into the mansion when Crowley isn’t home, they aren’t allowed anywhere near you

If they need something that can’t wait till he gets home, they have to knock on the door 

Crowley will hear about it if they try

And that demon will never be heard from again

Crowley picks the souls of the freshly brought to hell and brings them to the mansion to become help around the house

These souls are those who made some stupid or borderline heroic deal, not wanting any true demons to do the job and be around you too long

Lots of cute little nicknames

“My Queens, My love, darling, birdie/dove, my love, my pet, etc.”