#spn asks

Is it controversial to say I don't think John would fuck his clones at all?

Omg what a great ask. How could I ever choose just one? Okay, here’s my top 10 favorite Sam outfits in chronological order.

1. Purple Dog shirt. Obvious. Classic. He looks great in purple and I just love that he’s got this random ass dog tee. (I literally wore my purple dog shirt to my surgery on Friday.)

2. Playthings denim on denim pussy facing the world fit. Another classic. The arm cast is the cherry on top of a perfect twinky outfit.

3. I just can’t resist adding cowboy Sam on here. He looks hot as hell and you just know Samuel Colt wanted to take that stallion for a ride. (Why do you think Sam was late getting back to Dean? 🤫)

4. Sam’s all white grippy sock vacay fit. He actually looks stunning in this episode despite actively dying. 10/10

5. I’ve always been a LOTR nerd so seeing Sam dress in LARPing garb healed something inside me. I would’ve sold my soul to get Sam to dress like this and put his hair in a pony.

6. Obviously yoga Sam. This fit makes Sam look naked as he’s usually wearing at least 3 layers. Seeing his knees and arms feels borderline pornagraphic.

7. Sam’s other yoga fit in that same episode because the little fanny pack cinches his slut waist so nicely. (Couldn’t find a good pic with the fanny pack so use your imagination.)

8. Sam’s bloody torture outfit from 12.02. Another practically naked look. Also bare feet! I’m a sucker for Sam whump and he just looks so lovely covered in blood, sweat, and grime.

9. 12.04 sweater outfit. Really any soft sweater Sam look I’m down for but this one I think is my favorite.

10. Also 12.04 priest fit. Why does he look so goddamn hot dressed like a fucking priest? Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. 🙏🏻

yes this is what i'm talking about. now we are cooking. thank you so much for asking.

my first instinct is i want dean to be a companion on doctor who but specifically for the ninth doctor. i think they could probably fix each other. but he also gets to hang out with ten. actually you know what, dean winchester is rose tyler now. but seriously i think putting dean in alien situations would be really fun and he would also love exploring diff planets and time periods and stuff.

let's also put him in middle earth. RIP dean winchester you would have loved bilbo baggins's birthday party and also like, carrying the ring to mordor etc. dean getting corrupted by the ring = the MoC arc and i'm here for that.

My Crowley headcannons

This one is moreso all demons than just Crowley, but I like to imagine that salt is kind of like chili or wasabi for them. A little bit spices up food. I think I thought about it because of Ruby loving fries.

Crowley definitely wanted to appear more evil than he ever was and I choose to believe it's because he couldn't ever be good (as he was kind of a shit human), so he wanted to be the worst. Which he couldn't be either. He really was better as a demon than a human, huh?

He absolutely watches reality shows and sitcoms. I like to think he likes reading in front of his fireplace with a glass of Craig.

This isn't really a headcannon, but I just love how damn clever Crowley is. I think they should have leaned more into his smarts and how he came on top despite being weaker than most. I need more fics with Crowley being clever.

I think my biggest Crowley headcannon is that he isn't a demon at all, but is hiding amongst them. I think it stemmed purely from him being the only demon with red smoke instead of black and him being kinder and smarter than most of the demons. I really wanted him to turn out to be God before he was revealed.

My top 3 Crowley moments

3. I freaking love Crowley showing off the picture of him and Bobby kissing. Maybe I'm biased since I love Crobby, but I think its a hilarious scene that really shows off his dynamic.

2. Everything with Castiel and Crowley together. Their dynamic cracks me up and they truly fit so well together (Crowstiel is also such a good ship)

1. Of course it had to be "I deserve to be loved". Even just thinking of that scene makes me bawl. Such a good performance, it tore my soul out. As someone who hss a fairly dysfunctional mother, I've always related a bit to Crowley and that scene hit home. I love it with all my heart, one of the best scenes in the entire show.

Aw, these are cute. I like the one with the pie the most...That's so Dean...😋😋

18: Ship That You Can’t Stand/Can’t Believe Other People Ship

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WINCEST! 

I don’t care if I lose followers because of this. Wincest is gross and disgusting. 

Do Sam and Dean have an incredibly strong bond? YES

Would they do anything for each other no matter the consequences? ABSOLUTELY

Is there anything romantic about that? NO! NO NO NO NO NO! 

It is a PLATONIC, BROTHERLY LOVE! No more, no less. 

Their relationship is one of the best things to ever grace the screen, and I hate when people try to turn it into something disgustingly romantic, because it’s not, and it shouldn’t be. 

And I really hate it when Wincest shippers take adorable platonic scenes like THIS ONE from the finale: 

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And try to make them something romantic. Because it is NOT! 

The forehead touch is such an underrated form of affection in platonic relationships, and I was soooo excited when they did it and sooooo disappointed when people tried to say it was Wincest. Because NO. 

Do people in romantic relationships also hug and touch foreheads and say they love each other? Yes. 

But they also kiss and flirt and do a lot of things that classify them as in a romantic relationship, and Sam and Dean do not do that, by any means. 

I hug my friends all the time, and I constantly tell them I love them. We even hold hands sometimes. But that does not mean we’re dating. 

Expressions of physical affection (or verbal or otherwise) do not mean romance. 

As such, the Wincest ship needs to die in a hole. XD 

And, ya know, I am all for people shipping what they ship, and I don’t wanna sit here and say that you’re not allowed to be a Wincest shipper, because everyone has a right to their opinion (even if it does sound kind of like that’s what I’m saying...sorry). 

I’m just saying that you’re not allowed to talk about it around me because I will smack you. XD XD 

Wow. That got really ranty. 

Sorry.