#splongebobby speaks

hii thanks for these asks 😄

- oh claire and enoch 100%. claire because of her two mouths, leading her to get sick from bacteria much easier than normal persons, and enoch because of his constant surroundment of dead people/creatures, chemicals, etc. horace is a close 2nd/3rd, because he is constantly not treating his body right and would develop illnesses from lack of sleep and excessive stress.

- miss peregrine would do whatever she could for her sick children. she'd bring them any remedies they may need, would prepare them special meals such as soups, and would make sure they are well rested. she would definitely be kind of strict about it, but overall it is for the best. i have a headcanon that peculiar children, the younger they are, are more difficult to deal with when sick than normal children. their abilities will go haywire when their bodies are out of wack. for example, it would take even more weight to hold olive down than usual, she becomes abnormally light. getting any of her children better when they are sick will quickly turn into miss peregrine's main priority.

- honestly, i don't think they'd really have "weird cures". it is canon that all claire needed to get over her sickness was simple rest, and i don't think much of the others would need anything more either. maybe hugh needs more honey than usual for his bees, emma needs to constatly have a cool rag over her forehead, little things like that. honestly, those are the only two i could think of that do need anything other than medicine, rest, and some tlc.

- based off of my personal vibes that i give each (main) character, modern foods, no explanation:

jacob: popcorn (with various toppings)

noor: dippin dots/ice cream

emma: chocolate cherries

bronwyn: pretzel sticks

fiona: various fruit slices with honey

hugh: various honey with fruit slices

millard: trail mix

horace: anything he makes (maybe muffins)

enoch: the sourest things he can find

olive: goldfish

claire: circus animal crackers (w&w/o frosting)

three things about him: he's french, he's a bold dapper dresser, and he's gay. of course, there are more than these three things about him, but these are the traits that make him a stereotype. im not sure if this is the case in other countries, but in america the french have/are often made fun of by saying "french people are gay", or something along those lines. him being fashionable plays into the steryotype that gay men enjoy things that are seen to be more feminine. and lastly, him being gay in the first place takes every part of him and twists it on its head and just screams steryotype, especially given the period he is from is the 1890's.

"i listened to a podcast that said that autism is linked to telepathy. we sort of have that*, which means we have autism."

"im not going to self diagnose autism." (<- me)

"oh well doctors can't tell you any better. you think you shouldn't listen to ai because it is stealing art and writing but it can tell you so much more than any doctor who has an agenda can, you could learn a lot."