#spleen

I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have been quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, you're on thin ice, too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in a jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead." Part 2:

1. Clone a new spleen since he has experience and it’s probably easier than cloning a Kryptonian

2. Capture Vandal Savage and steal his spleen since he’ll just grow a new one

3. Targeted application of the Lazarus pit to specifically the spleen area

4. Tim is a meta with the very specific superpower of regrowing his spleen like a salamander and its tail

5. Steal a spleen from an Arkham inmate because terrorism loses you spleen privileges

Bruce would honestly be unsurprised. It's Ra's, it's the League, it's Tim. All stars aligned in his book, he read this fortune in the cookies and by that I mean that he got really fucking high in the League the last time he was there and fully believes that this would and did happen. He's been there, it's fine.

Dick would be horrified. I can picture him poking Tim's stomach and being like "where did it go :(" and then going on a murderous rampage to get it back

Jason is like "Yep. Me too bro. I swear its a fucking fetish for that guy." And he's probably right.

Steph is pre-med and didn't even know the spleen had a function. She uses him as a Case Study example in her class of how you can function without one. She fails, because clearly Tim isn't functioning well, the teacher just doesn't know that the spleen is such a minor part of that

Damian practiced anatomy on that spleen. He was an A+ student because of it.

Cass is confused as to what a spleen is and is fairly certain she doesn't have one either. She does, but when they take her to the doctor to confirm for her that "yes, sweetie, you do have a spleen. Everyone does" she actually doesn't because she and Tim are twins and so she just said 'huh' and got rid of her spleen

Barbara takes off her glasses, pinches her nose and counts to ten out loud, then lets out a very long and very deep sigh, places her glasses back onto her nose, types a few things on her computer and goes "i can get you a new one at half price."