#spirderman

What’s making me howl with laughter after seeing Spiderman: No Way Home is that. Disney really fucking thought. That they were pulling the plot twist of the century by having Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield not only reprise their roles as Spiderman but also teaming up with the newest live-action Spidey Tom Holland and that we were gonna be  s h o o k  and in awe of their mind.... when Disney doesn't seem to fucking realize that. We got Disney and its hush-hush marketing of making actors deny involvement in the film/deleted scenes used in trailers/editing shots for the trailer to keep the ‘surprise’ hidden figured out by now.

Like, kudos (gotta give credit where credit is due) for making the previously thought impossible crossover of the 3 live-action Spidermen happen, especially considering the dramas and fallouts between Sony and the actors/directors of the Maguire and Garfield movies, but come on, even if it was a pleasant surprise and delight to see them and the villains interact (and it really was) it wasn't a hidden secret. Not really. Not when you released official movie trailers and clips with Maguire’s Doc Ock saying “You’re not Peter Parker” to Holland’s Spidey or a badly edited shot of Garfield’s Lizard and Electro going after the air. 

It started with Peter Parker occasionally cooking for them and he loved his food

But he didnt want a midgardian to one up him so he started teaching himself

He practices at night after everyone else has gone to bed

He messed up the first couple of times and gets really frustrated when he does

One time he burnt something and the smell was so bad

He used his magic so no one would smell it and wake up while he cleans everything

After about a month he gets the hang of it and his food is REALLY good but he still wants to be better than peter so he doesnt tell anyone

He starts trying more complicated dishes and even makes some of his own recipes

He now find cooking therapeutic

He LOVES making desserts and works hard on presentation

One night he offers to cook everyone dinner, he is obviously nerverous and they are suprised at first but say yes anyway

He makes them a three corse meal and they love it and have to ask him if hes using magic

When hes says no they look at peter to ask if he helped him only to see that peter is just as surpised and admits that he likes it better than his own food

When Loki brings his dessert out they love the presentation and of course the way it tastes

Loki is very proud of himself and you can tell by the way he was smiling when they all said they loved his food

So now atleast once a week and on birthdays and special occasions Loki is the one who cooks

They didnt know what to do for his birthday because they know their food isn't as good as his

And he tells them hes fine to make his birthday meal because he loves to make food

So they get him his own kitchen utensils, an apron and recipe books instead

And now when ever Loki feels too stressed or overwhelmed he goes into the kitchen and whips something up to get his mind of things