#spideroni

Kilo: "...DUDE, YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY ONISOKA_X?"

Delroy: "Excuse me-"

Kilo: "It's their gamer tag."

And Delroy just meeting him again and he's all: "FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNDERNEATHE THAT MASK AND SECOND OF ALL, I HEARD YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY SWORD FIGHTING-"

Seiji: "Oh, so you were stalking me?"

Delroy: "WHAT- No! I'm just not an idiot."

Seiji: "S'okay to admit it-" and he takes off his mask since there's no need to hide his face and he smiles at Delroy and he's all: "I've got that effect on people~"

Delroy: "THAT THING IS YOUR COUSIN!?"

Seiji: "YES, THIS IS NINA AND SHE'S NOT REALLY HERSELF RIGHT NOW SO PLEASE SAVE ALL OF YOUR JUDGMENT UNTIL I CAN FIX THIS, THANK YOU-"

and when Nina is normal, Seiji is all: "Nina, this is my boyfriend, Delroy. Delroy, this is Nina."

Delroy: "Yes, I know. She tried to kill me."

Seiji: "Babe, c'mon..."

And then like, when meeting Misha, Delroy is all: "BABE, THERE'S SOME WEIRD SHIT HAPPENING IN MY MIRROR."

and Seiji is all: "Oh, Misha must be here. Weird, he's struggling to get out- Oh, it's the magical talisman your obaasan put on it. Here, let me get rid of that-" and Misha comes through the mirror and Delroy is there like: "O-OH, I KNOW...I know you said your family was tall and that Nina was small because she's adopted but he's...like....huge- Are all members of your family huge?"

and Misha laughs and pats his back and he's all: "Haha, this new boyfriend is being very humorous! I am taking liking to him already!...Is this all I am needing to do, Seiji, because I am needing to get back to my baby-"

AND THEN, LIKE, DELROY AND MINAKO MEET BECAUSE SEIJI GOT INTO SOME DEEP SHIT AND THEY ARE FAMILY SO THEY GO TO RESCUE HIM and Minako is all: "Who the fuck are you?"

Delroy: "Um, who are you and why do you have my boyfriend's swords?"

Minako: "Um, these are my COUSIN'S swords. And you need to answer my question."

and Alley is all: "SEIJI, BRO, DON'T WORRY, I'M COMING- Oh, Hey guys! You here to rescue Seiji too?"

Minako: "Hey, Alley. And yeah."

Delroy: "You know Alley?"

Minako: "He's my step cousin."

Delroy: "...OOOH, YOU'RE MINAKO. You're the one that got...banished."

Minako: "FIRST OF ALL, I ran away. I didn't get banished. Second of all, I wear purple better than you and THIRD OF ALL, quit wasting my time." and she walks off and Alley is all: "...She's sensitive about that, man, you can't say that-"

Delroy: "Gee, thanks, Alley. I'm really glad you didn't let me know that beforehand so I could make a really bad first impression on her!

Alley: "Anytime, bro, I'm happy to help!"

Delroy: "Great, I felt bad for reminding her and now I feel bad for- LET'S JUST GO FIND MY PARTNER, OKAY, SO I FEEL A LITTLE LESS AWFUL."

AND THEN HIM MEETING THE TWINS. Like Goshi and Genki stare at him unblinkingly for a second and Delroy is just staring back at them as Seiji makes tea and he just pretends like he's gonna punch them and they don't flinch and continue to stare and he's all: "So, uh, Seiji tells me your plants..."

Goshi: "Seiji has told you correctly, right, brother?"

Genki: "Affirmative, brother."

Delroy: "Well, uh...My obasaan has this bonsai. It hasn't been growing. Can you...can you figure out why or is that offensive?"

and they look at each other before looking at the bonsai and they walk to eat and just sit in front of it and stare.

Seiji: "...Hey, guys- What are you doing?"

Goshi: "The bonsai has informed us it is sad that your obasaan goes to the other room to gossip. Right, brother?"

Genki: "This is correct, brother. We plants like gossip."

AND LIKE, HIM MEETING AKASHI and Delroy keeps narrowing his eyes at him and Akashi is all: "Why are you staring at me like that?"

Delroy: "No offense, kid but your entire family is kinda weird so I'm, just...keeping my eye on you."

Akashi: "Oh, okay...I finished my drawing. I DREW YOU AS A NINJA POWER RANGER TRANSFORMER THAT'S PART NINJA TURTLE AND SPIDER! Look! You can have a shell and you have eight arms to carry all your swords and ninja stars and you can turn into a monster truck!!"

Delroy: "You're my favorite Yamisoka now."

Or like, Seiji uses his chain to tie up Delroy's wrists together and he stabs his swords into the wall so Delroy is stuck there and Seiji taking out his kunai knife to aim it at Delroy's neck as he lifts up his mask and he's all: "So, are we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way?"

and Seiji's free hand rests on one of Delroy's pectorals and squeezes it and Delroy scoffs but he isn't exactly moving him to get away. And Seiji bites his lip before he chuckles and he's all: "Please pick the hard way~"

LIKE KOJO IS THE KING OF COPPING A FEEL WITH MINJI (YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT THEY DON'T GROPE EACH OTHER PLAYFULLY AND BLIGHT AND TEAM SINISTER ARE JUST THERE LIKE: '"UUHHHHHH, OKAY. THAT HAPPENED") but even he's there like: "Seiji, focus."

Seiji: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME TO FOCUS!?"

Seiji won't do it in front of his team, of course. Only when its just the two of them but Delroy just webbing him up in embarrassing *sometimes sexy* positions and he smacks his ass and he's all: "Should've kept your eyes on the ball, Oni~"

4. Who initiates affection? Why does the other not initiate affection as much?

Seiji most definetly initiates affection and the only reason Delroy doesn't do it is because Seiji refuses to let him or he's being petty towards Seiji again. BUT DELROY SWINGING THROUGH THE CITY AND THEN MID SWING, SEIJI JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND TACKLES HIM and Delroy just fidgeting and letting go of his web and they nearly fall but Delroy shoots another one in time and he's all: "SEIJI, ARE YOU CRAZY?"

Seiji, with his legs wrapped around his waist and shoulder: "Crazy in love with you~"

and Minji whining and she's all: "AW! WE'RE GONNA LOSE, AREN'T WE!? KOJO WAS RIGHT, YAMISOKA'S ARE STUPID!!"

and like, unlike his dad, Seiji will know when to stop and after they escape, Delroy just being all: "Sei?" and Seiji just turning to him and he just shrinks back to being human and he kinda stumbles over so Delroy has to catch him but Seiji's all: "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, are you?"

Then one night, Delroy's villains getting the jump on him and they all attack and Delroy trying to defeat them and IMAGINE SEIJI GAVE HIM A GIFT OR A CHARM OR SOMETHING and Delroy seeing it fell so he tries to grab it but Kojo (he does so many side quests) steps on his hand and he's all: "Aw, just give up, little spider. You're not getting out of this-"

But then Seiji goes in and sneaks him and he manages to grab Delroy and the last thing Delroy sees is Seiji's face being all: "You can rest now." and Delroy not being all there so he's all: "No...Don't want...you to disappear..." and Seiji just staring down at him and feeling bad and he's all: "I won't. Not again."

When Delroy recovers, he's in Seiji's room and Seiji made him some food and the first thing Delroy does is stand up and demand why Seiji was avoiding him and Seiji shrinking back and Delroy notices he seems less confident and Seiji is all: "Delroy...As you know...I had a girlfriend. I loved her very much and when she died, a part of me did too...Then you came along. At first you were a little distraction, someone I could tease and joke around with, but then...then we got closer. You became close. You reached places I built walls around and you just...broke them. And it scared me. You scared me. The way you made me feel was...scary. But tonight, you somehow managed to scare me even more, and I guess that was partly my fault."

and he kneels in front of Delroy and grabs his hand and he's all: "So I'm begging you for your forgiveness...and for another chance. I won't leave you again and if it helps...I never really did leave because I couldn't. I didn't want to leave you. So please, Delroy, please let me prove myself if I still have a chance."