#special ep

Transcript:

[Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder, between 0.5 and 2.0, Who causes you to be more embarrassed, And is more ridiculous, meow? [Chu Wanning] 2.0. [Veggiebun] Huh? Why, meow? Isn't he very considerate of you? [Chu Wanning] 0.5 won't ask, only act. Even if his words are filthy at times, It doesn't have anything to do with me. 2.0, though? [Veggiebun] What's wrong with 2.0, meow? [Chu Wanning] When he asks these things so respectfully, has he thought of my feelings? Do I have to nod and tell him, Yes, please come in, remember (to wear a condom), welcome honored guest? [Veggiebun] It seems that way, doesn't it? [Chu Wanning] 0.5 won't ask how I'm feeling. He usually just goes to work after he's done. 2.0 has to interview my innermost heart. What do I have to do? Fill out a customer-satisfaction survey for him? [Veggiebun] (Laughter.) Woof! I laughed so hard I barked like a dog. [Narrator] When Veggiebun returned to the mountain later that day, It issued to all of Sisheng Peak's cats a special report titled "Which Do You Want: A Domineering CEO or a Faithful Hound?" [Veggiebun] Yuheng Elder indicated that when he's with 0.5, It's like he's a high-end gigolo, Being taken advantage by a mob boss who doesn't pay, meow. And the Yuheng Elder said that when he's with 2.0, He feels like he's the demanding mob boss, Paying for the premium gigolo — meow. [Narrator] Um. The next day, Sisheng Peak's cats were all without cat food.