#sparkling!bumblebee

when you're the size of a lunch box it is perfectly reasonable to trust nothing and no one

i am very fond of Smol Cliff being very protective and caring of BittyBee whether he likes it or not

you can blame @m0nberry's Cliff and Bee piece for pushing me back down this rabbit hole

Also took some inspo from this Fic (very cute, very fluffy)

So when you read Bit-Sit, you can visualize all the faces he makes XD

Middle left: The face he gives Rico when they first meet.

Bottom: The face that really unnerves Rico.

Middle right: The face Rico gets after he's accidentally scared the bejeezus out of Bee.

It takes a village

Just ignore me casually pluggin in my MamaMia and PapaHide bg headcannons

i like to think Elita was the one to find Bumblebee when he popped out of the well

Bumblebee being the result of a Boot Camp Romp cracks me up and this meme fit perfectly.

The extent of their plan was meet up with Moony's shady doctor friend for the extraction, dump the baby at the nearest firehouse, and act like nothing ever happened.

(Part 2)

Huh didn't think people would be interested in this, so let's lore dump for this little crack au.

In short? Yes. Moonracer dumped him while Trailbreaker and Cliffjumper snuck Sunstreaker back to to the barracks.

Not that any bot at the firestation really knew what to do with a sparkling- most didn't even know they were real phenomenon until they found him in his sad little box on the steps.

It was decided that Fire Chief Inferno would in charge of the loud beeping thing- much to his dismay.

His Conjuxes were both going off planet in the next decacycle so he'd be doing this completely on his own until he finds someone else to foist the little guy on.

(Part 1)