You will almost always be able to say any of these three to mean “I’m sorry”, but remember it anyways! You don’t want to say perdón if your friend gets food poisoning! 🙇

Ralsei; K-Kris I'm scared...

Kris, holding Ralsei close; I-I... m-me too. Me too.

Suddenly, there was a sudden, very loud creak. Ralsei shrieked out loudly, climbing to the top of Kris like a mountain until he made it to his head.

Ralsei and Kris, speaking simultaneously; POR FAVOR NO ME MATES...!!! (PLEASE DON'T KILL ME...!!!)

Susie; ...?

Susie; Umm...

Susie; What are you two doing?

Ralsei; I... umm... it is a very long S-STORY HOLY SHITNDJENDNSMS F@#CKING H#LL.

....

=)

The environment went dark... it felt very cold. Susie froze up, her eyes wide, slowly turning around to see...

An... an owl...? Kris and Ralsei began to cry harshly, fat tears cascading down their cheeks, before Susie joined in, immediately closing the closet, locking in shut.

Susie; WHAT THE HELL IS THA---

Ralsei, slamming a hand onto Susie's mouth very quickly; I kindly ask of you to SHHHHHHHHHH.

.........

There was a knock on the closet door... they all shuddered.

Duolingo; Looks like you missed your spanish lesson, today.

Doulingo; You know what happens now.

The crying in the closet grows louder. A threatening knife emerges from the ground and into Duolingo's left wing.

Doulingo; Now beg for your life in spanish...

Kris vigorously shook his head for a 'no', choking on his tears that profusely ran down his face, clinging onto Ralsei, who was passed out from the traumatic scene.

Doulingo; What's that? You're crying? Come on. Don't cry.

Doulingo; Just one more lesson until you can see your family again.

Doulingo; M a y b e this will motivate you. =)

A light flashes... as Doulingo reveals two dead bodies. No longer able to take this, Susie ran away, very quickly.

Doulingo; They broke their streaks, so I broke their le----

Okay, so if a native Spanish speaker talks to you, answer like this:

Speaker: Hola

You: Pa ti mi cola JAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA