#spaceisaocean

First, it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t mention @tempestandtorrent. We might be going separate paths currently, but you are the reason I am even here on the rp scene in the first place. Had you not encouraged me to make this blog, I wouldn’t have made it. I enjoyed every one of our threads together and I’m going to miss the plot that never came to be that we were working on. I sincerely do wish you the best in all your ventures both in roleplay and in real life. Jen was a good match for Keisuke and maybe one day, I still hold onto this hope (perhaps foolishly) that we will be able to thread again.

I’d @ maskedriderm, but it appears that’s not an option? But, even though we are on quite separate paths now, I will still acknowledge that we rped together and you were a huge partner of mine in the beginning up until recently. Like I said above to tempestandtorrent, I wish you the best in all your endeavors, roleplay and real life both.

Next, to @manybutcannon. You are still a fantastic mun, no matter what. You brought Apollo Geist to life for my Keisuke as well as so many other Rider characters. Not to mention you are truly a mun of over 100 muses and you play all the ones I’ve seen so well. It was, and hopefully will be, a blast to thread with you. I appreciate your friendship, companionship, and your understanding.

@gatarifficgata You’re probably one of the nicest muns I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking with. I’m not a cinnamon roll, as you said. That’s you. Thank you so much for everything, you’re honestly one of the best people I know right now. Hopefully we’ll be able to thread more this year!

Last, there’s @spaceisaocean who also keeps trying to drag me out of hiatus even though my muse hasn’t been cooperating. I’m still amazed there’s another Keisuke rper out there, but I’m glad the guy’s getting some love. The character deserves it! And your Keisuke is super adorable. I’m still sorry to hear you’re sick. I hope you can get better soon!

As you can see, I haven’t really made many connections, but I’m hoping to make more this coming year. There are still loads of my mutuals that I highly enjoy seeing on my dash and if I didn’t mention you, please don’t think I don’t appreciate you. You’re all wonderful for sticking with me.

With that, I guess I’ll sign this off~

Happy New Year! 明けましておめでとう！

when it rains

who wears the designer raincoat/umbrella set and who is wearing oversized polkadot rainboots and a huge yellow duck raincoat

Hayato wears the designer coat. He also makes sure that Hongou and Taki wear something similar of course. Of course, without Hayato around, who’s to say that Taki wouldn’t wear that yellow duck raincaot?

going for a walk in the rain and splashing in puddles

Taki and Hayato definitely splash in puddles. Hongou gets prodded a bit into it because he’s just enjoying his nerds. He’s always a willing participant, though.

making a “SPLASH US!!” sign and standing on the side of the road waiting for cars to drive by

Taki drags Hayato into it even though Hayato continues to insist on no. He doesn’t want his clothes ruined. Hongou does it with Taki and seeing those two do it eventually cracks Hayato.

person A is Very Enthusiastic about thunderstorms and person B is Very Afraid so A makes up elaborate fake explanations abt where the thunder comes from to make B laugh and forget they were scared

Hongou loves thunderstorms but Hayato is jumpy around them. Taki’s pretty neutral but loves to tease Hayato. Hongou loves making up stories for Hayato to get him to calm down. They all end up cuddling together on the sofa.

We Were Going To Go On A Picnic But It Rained So We’re Picknicking Inside Anyway

Yes. Hayato is the one who insists on picnicking inside because dang it he’s not letting anything go to waste and he’ll make it as fun as possible.

which one seduces the other into standing under a tree before shaking the branch and soaking them

Hayato to Taki. Hongou laughs at his two partners.

gOING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN and making out maybe

Hayato loves doing this with Taki. Unfortunately, the human tends to get sick after every session. Hongou then takes care of him to make sure he gets healthy again.

fall

which one gets Super Excited for fall and gets pumpkin everything while the other one shakes their head and can’t wait until mint everything

Taki is super excited about the fall and drags his two partners into the fun. Hongou likes the pumpkin carving. Hayato is all about the winter season and will be damned happy as hell when he gets to have mint everything.

who rakes the leaves; who jumps into the pile

Hongou and Taki rake the leaves. Hayato jumps in first followed by his partners.

one carves the pumpkin, the other one stares horrified and whispers, ‘YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GONNA KILL IT’

Taki to Hongou, who’s carving the pumpkin. Hayato knows Hongou knows what he’s doing and makes no comments.

which one buys ugly baggy sweaters and which one actually wears them

Taki buys the sweaters. Hongou will wear them. Hayato is appalled at the both of them.

one person wears fingerless gloves the other wears fluffy mittens

All three would love to wear fingerless gloves. The double Riders force Taki to wear fluffy mittens though.

who buys mulled cider, who buys hard cider

Taki buys whichever cider he wants at the time. The double Riders go with it since it doesn’t really matter anymore.

who wears the really intense halloween costume, who wears a sheet with holes in it

Hayato goes with the intense halloween costume. The other two are much more simple.

BAKING PIES TOGETHER AND THEN WATCHING A SPOOKY MOVIE IN A BLANKET FORT

Yes.

which person asks to do a seance in the graveyard halloween night, which one slaps them and says ‘have you ever SEEN a horror movie??”

Taki asks for the séance. Hayato runs with the idea and Hongou overlooks everything to make sure things go alright. The three of them also make jokes about an evil organization being behind any spooky thing that might happen during it.

snow/winter

BUILDING SNOWFAMILIES including their pets, house, dog, car,,,,

Hayato would totally do that while the other two watch.

Who builds the snowman, who eats the carrot nose bc they weren’t paying attention (”OH THATS what the carrot was for, my bad”)

Taki would start eating the carrot while Hongou builds the snowman with Hayato. He’s only stopped with Hongou lightly baps his head and takes the carrot away from him.

“Maybe Jack Frost isn’t nipping at your nose, but I can do that instead ;)” “Oh my god shut up”

Hayato says the line to either of them. Taki tells him to shut up. Hongou laughs and gives his hand a brief touch.

who-can-find-the-tackiest-decorations contest that gets super intense and oh god did we really need a second tree and the plastic santa and the rainbow menorah and all of these garlands jesus christ

Yes yes yes. Between Hongou and Hayato in Taki’s apartment to the FBI agent’s dismay.

who makes hot chocolate from scratch, who mixes it with a candy cane and calls it a day

Hayato mixes in a candy cane and calls it a day. Taki can make it from scratch. Hongou tries to make it from scratch and while it has the flavor of hot chocolate, it sure doesn’t look anything like it. (at least it’s edible?)

watching cartoon holiday movies together in a blanket cocoon and singing along to the songs bc lets be real everyone does it

They only really do this if they’re watching someone’s kid during the holidays. Weeks later, Hayato will be heard humming those songs because wow they got stuck in his head.

snowball fights that end up forming barricades complete with les mis references and backup snowballs until person A is covered in snow and person B has to dig them out

Hongou and Taki verses Hayato and they end up burying the poor guy in so much snow. He’s in too much shock to get himself out of it.

oh no we stayed out too long and need to warm up better share the shower/hot chocolate to conserve resources

Hayato and Taki with the shower. The three of them with the hot chocolate.

Who dumps snow down their partner’s neck and runs away laughing

Hayato and Taki do this respectively to one another. The one time they do it to Hongou, the man stuck his hands in the freezer long enough for them to get incredibly cold and then touched the back of their necks for a full minute.

person A burying person B in snow and then kissing their forehead and walking away (”YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE” “I love you too I’ll be back!” “EXCUSE ME”)

Hongou and Taki to Hayato.

GOING SLEDDING @ NIGHT AND THEN GOING STARGAZING AFTERWARDS IN OVERSIZED COATS/SHARING A SCARF BC THE STARS ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST IN THE WINTER AND HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A SHOOTING STAR AND WE TOTALLY WISHED FOR THE SAME THING

YEs

who wears the oversized scarf and hat, who wears a t shirt and skinny jeans no matter how cold it is (”DUDE ITS FUCKING -15″ “that’s WARM where I come from”)

when it rains

who wears the designer raincoat/umbrella set and who is wearing oversized polkadot rainboots and a huge yellow duck raincoat

Shirou steals Jouji’s designer set and wears them horribly leaving Jouji with the other set. He’s only upset until Shirou gives his wrist a quick kiss.

going for a walk in the rain and splashing in puddles

Shirou splashes in the puddles and drags Jouji into it.

making a “SPLASH US!!” sign and standing on the side of the road waiting for cars to drive by

Shirou, again, drags Jouji into this shit.

person A is Very Enthusiastic about thunderstorms and person B is Very Afraid so A makes up elaborate fake explanations abt where the thunder comes from to make B laugh and forget they were scared

Shirou’s very enthusiastic about thunderstorms, but Jouji is far from afraid of storms. He might be a tad jumpy over thunder but that’d be because he’d be remembering what he thought would be his final moments.

We Were Going To Go On A Picnic But It Rained So We’re Picknicking Inside Anyway

Shirou insists they picnic inside. Jouji drags him outside because damn it we’re going on a picnic Shirou get yourself together.

which one seduces the other into standing under a tree before shaking the branch and soaking them

Shirou to Jouji.

gOING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN and making out maybe

Nah

fall

which one gets Super Excited for fall and gets pumpkin everything while the other one shakes their head and can’t wait until mint everything

Jouji’s all about the pumpkin. Shirou’s all about that mint.

who rakes the leaves; who jumps into the pile

Jouji rakes the leaves, Shirou jumps into the pile, scattering them everywhere.

one carves the pumpkin, the other one stares horrified and whispers, ‘YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GONNA KILL IT’

Jouji carves the pumpkin and Shirou jokingly says “you didn’t tell me you were going to kill it” and Jouji smacks him over the head with his bionic hand.

which one buys ugly baggy sweaters and which one actually wears them

Shirou buys the ugly sweaters and wears them. Jouji steals them occasionally.

one person wears fingerless gloves the other wears fluffy mittens

They’d both wear fingerless gloves but Shirou will insist Jouji wear the fluffy mittens. “You’ve got a fleshy hand, Jouji, you need the added warmth.”

who buys mulled cider, who buys hard cider

Shirou buys mulled cider. Jouji buys the hard stuff since he can actually appreciate them more.

who wears the really intense halloween costume, who wears a sheet with holes in it

Jouji makes the elaborate costumes for the both of them. If left to his own devices, Shirou would be in a sheet with holes in it.

BAKING PIES TOGETHER AND THEN WATCHING A SPOOKY MOVIE IN A BLANKET FORT

Shirou bakes the pies and Jouji picks out the movie while making the blanket fort.

which person asks to do a seance in the graveyard halloween night, which one slaps them and says ‘have you ever SEEN a horror movie??”

Shirou asks about doing the séance. Jouji slaps him. “That’s not real.”

snow/winter

BUILDING SNOWFAMILIES including their pets, house, dog, car,,,,

hahahahahahah no-- though Jouji does make a little Emblem to represent Great Leader--

Who builds the snowman, who eats the carrot nose bc they weren’t paying attention (”OH THATS what the carrot was for, my bad”)

Jouji’s snowman would’ve been immaculate but nope. Shirou had to eat the friggin’ carrot while watching him build the damn thing.

“Maybe Jack Frost isn’t nipping at your nose, but I can do that instead ;)” “Oh my god shut up”

“Shirou shut up, that’s the worst line you’ve come up with yet.”

who-can-find-the-tackiest-decorations contest that gets super intense and oh god did we really need a second tree and the plastic santa and the rainbow menorah and all of these garlands jesus christ

Shirou starts it. Jouji finishes it.

who makes hot chocolate from scratch, who mixes it with a candy cane and calls it a day

Shirou makes it all from scratch and Jouji just adds candy cane if he’s the one making it.

watching cartoon holiday movies together in a blanket cocoon andsinging along to the songs bc lets be real everyone does it

Again, Shirou drags him into it. Jouji keeps trying to make him stop doing that.

snowball fights that end up forming barricades complete with les mis references and backup snowballs until person A is covered in snow and person B has to dig them out

Jouji ends up covering Shirou in snow.

oh no we stayed out too long and need to warm up better share the shower/hot chocolate to conserve resources

Yep. this is them.

Who dumps snow down their partner’s neck and runs away laughing

Shirou to Jouji. Jouji does get him back though.

person A burying person B in snow and then kissing their forehead and walking away (”YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE” “I love you too I’ll be back!” “EXCUSE ME”)

Jouji to Shirou. Full stop. This is his payback for the snow down his shirt.

GOING SLEDDING @ NIGHT AND THEN GOING STARGAZING AFTERWARDS IN OVERSIZED COATS/SHARING A SCARF BC THE STARS ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST IN THE WINTER AND HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A SHOOTING STAR AND WE TOTALLY WISHED FOR THE SAME THING

Shirou drags him out for the sledding and then Jouji makes them stop for stargazing. He’s somehow already prepared for that situation and they have hot chocolate already made up and oh no there’s only one scarf whatever shall they do?

who wears the oversized scarf and hat, who wears a t shirt and skinny jeans no matter how cold it is (”DUDE ITS FUCKING -15″ “that’s WARM where I come from”)

when it rains

who wears the designer raincoat/umbrella set and who is wearing oversized polkadot rainboots and a huge yellow duck raincoat

Evil AU Keisuke would be the one wearing the designer raincoat. He’s very fashion-minded via the programming. In the Name of G.O.D. Keisuke would be wearing the oversized rainboots and the huge yellow duck raincoat because he can hide in that more easily. (He might want something a little nicer to look at though so he doesn’t stand out too much but hey it was the closest thing on the rack and he was kinda really nervous?)

going for a walk in the rain and splashing in puddles

Evil AU Keisuke splashes in puddles but only because In the Name of G.O.D. shoves him in them.

making a “SPLASH US!!” sign and standing on the side of the road waiting for cars to drive by

No. If anything Evil AU Keisuke would have to somehow have been ordered by Apollo Geist for this to even happen. Or if Keitaro ordered it of the other one.

person A is Very Enthusiastic about thunderstorms and person B is Very Afraid so A makes up elaborate fake explanations abt where the thunder comes from to make B laugh and forget they were scared

In the Name of G.O.D. Keisuke is very enthusiastic about thunderstorms. Evil AU Keisuke isn’t afraid of them, but even though he’s a seaborg, he’s a bit more...jumpy when it rains.

We Were Going To Go On A Picnic But It Rained So We’re Picknicking Inside Anyway

Both would insist they picnic outside despite the rain, but maybe in a tent or Evil AU Keisuke brings a giant umbrella.

which one seduces the other into standing under a tree before shaking the branch and soaking them

In the Name of G.O.D. Keisuke does this to Evil AU. Evil AU gets pretty grumpy after the fact until he gets a nice reward for his suffering of getting soaked unexpectedly.

gOING SWIMMING IN THE RAIN and making out maybe

YEs (it’s In the Name of G.O.D.’s idea)

fall

which one gets Super Excited for fall and gets pumpkin everything while the other one shakes their head and can’t wait until mint everything

Evil AU would be more excited for the fall and gets the pumpkin lattes and small pumpkin desserts. In the Name of G.O.D. just wants to be able to smell the mint that’s everywhere in the winter. He can’t really smell the pumpkin.

who rakes the leaves; who jumps into the pile

In the Name of G.O.D. Keisuke does both. To hide in and watch stalk his “totally attractive double.” It just appears out of nowhere near his current assignment and seems to be following Evil AU. What the heck is even up with that? (Literally has a light weight ‘house’ under it with windows he just puts leaves on top of and moves around as needed.)

one carves the pumpkin, the other one stares horrified and whispers, ‘YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GONNA KILL IT’

In the Name of G.O.D. freaks out a bit over pumpkin carving. Evil AU raises an eyebrow and carves something intricate like Mach Achilles dying.

which one buys ugly baggy sweaters and which one actually wears them

yeS

one person wears fingerless gloves the other wears fluffy mittens

In the Name of G.O.D. has the fluffy mittens. Evil AU wears the fingerless gloves.

who buys mulled cider, who buys hard cider

Both. It doesn’t effect them and one can’t taste either.

who wears the really intense halloween costume, who wears a sheet with holes in it

Both would do really intense halloween costumes. In the Name of G.O.D. makes it look like an actual friggin’ prop of sorts whereas Evil AU tends to go more for an accurate as hell look on characters or creatures, whatever he decides to do for that year.

BAKING PIES TOGETHER AND THEN WATCHING A SPOOKY MOVIE IN A BLANKET FORT

YOU DO NOT WANT THESE TWO IN THE FUCKING KITCHENBut blanket forts year round total yes. Mostly Evil AU being forced into it by puppy eyed In the Name of G.O.D.

which person asks to do a seance in the graveyard halloween night, which one slaps them and says ‘have you ever SEEN a horror movie??”

In the Name of G.O.D. totally asks to do the séance. Evil AU doesn’t slap him, but does ask if he’s seen any horror related media. Then decides what the hell let’s do the séance he’s giving me those puppy eyes again.

snow/winter

BUILDING SNOWFAMILIES including their pets, house, dog, car,,,,

FUCK THIS SHIT--

Who builds the snowman, who eats the carrot nose bc they weren’t paying attention (”OH THATS what the carrot was for, my bad”)

Evil AU would’ve built the snowman. In the Name of G.O.D. feeds the carrot to a nearby rabbit.

“Maybe Jack Frost isn’t nipping at your nose, but I can do that instead ;)” “Oh my god shut up”

The bad pickup line would’ve been Evil AU. In the Name of G.O.D. hides inside Evil AU’s jacket.

who-can-find-the-tackiest-decorations contest that gets super intense and oh god did we really need a second tree and the plastic santa and the rainbow menorah and all of these garlands jesus christ

YESYES YES YES YES - es--

who makes hot chocolate from scratch, who mixes it with a candy cane and calls it a day

NO

watching cartoon holiday movies together in a blanket cocoon andsinging along to the songs bc lets be real everyone does it

Yes to the blanket cocoon and singing songs but no the cartoons.

snowball fights that end up forming barricades complete with les mis references and backup snowballs until person A is covered in snow and person B has to dig them out

The house covered in leaves for the fall becomes covered in snow in winter. Evil AU wonders where the hell the igloos came from and why do snow balls keep hitting him from some undetermined opening in said igloo.

oh no we stayed out too long and need to warm up better share the shower/hot chocolate to conserve resources

YEsye

Who dumps snow down their partner’s neck and runs away laughing

In the Name of G.O.D. to Evil AU.

person A burying person B in snow and then kissing their forehead and walking away (”YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE” “I love you too I’ll be back!” “EXCUSE ME”)

In the Name of G.O.D. buries Evil AU in the snow and fuckin leaves him there. He’d know how to keep the seaborg stuck like that for hours if he needed to. In the Name of G.O.D. comes back with even more snow to bury Evil AU.

GOING SLEDDING @ NIGHT AND THEN GOING STARGAZING AFTERWARDS IN OVERSIZED COATS/SHARING A SCARF BC THE STARS ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST IN THE WINTER AND HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A SHOOTING STAR AND WE TOTALLY WISHED FOR THE SAME THING

YES YEs yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES

who wears the oversized scarf and hat, who wears a t shirt and skinny jeans no matter how cold it is (”DUDE ITS FUCKING -15″ “that’s WARM where I come from”)