Guild Codex + Incorrect Quote Generator #I Don't Know, Probably Equal to the Amount of Fast and Furious Movies (Family)
Zak: Dammit, Kit, you ruined everything! Kit: You’re welcome. ____
Darius: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Saber: I thought the animals might be lonely. ____
Tori:Â I was put on this earth to do one thing. Tori:Â Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. ____
Kai:Â When's the last time you slept? Ezra:Â Uh... a few days ago, I think. Kai:Â A few-Â how many?! Ezra:Â Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Kai:Â What you need is sleep! ____
Ezra: What if people had food names and food had people names? Aaron: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Ezra for dinner. Zak: What is wrong with you people? Kai: Shut up, chocolate.















