#source:incorrect-dnd-classes

Arthur: If “all the world’s a stage,” then how come I’m the only one who goes around constantly breaking into extravagant musical numbers with complex dance routines?

Arthur: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

Gawain: If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab.

Merlin, to the gods: The term 'laws of science' implies the existence of science crimes

Pym: at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue