Feb 24, 2024
Fernando: *is choking*
Lance: Help! Im trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Felipe: Just turn it upside down and use the 6 button!
Lance: Genius!
Fernando: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck?
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Fernando: *is choking*
Lance: Help! Im trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Felipe: Just turn it upside down and use the 6 button!
Lance: Genius!
Fernando: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck?
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Lance: *GASP*
Fernando: wHAT?
Lance: WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH??
Fernando:
Fernando: *inhales*
*meanwhile*
Charles, in the other room: why do I hear screeching?
Oscar: Care to explain why there’s a cow in the living room?
Lando: We were out of milk and I may have panicked
Zak: Lando, we need to have a talk about your professionalism.
Landk, standing on a table: Brave words for a man currently standing in lava
Oscar: QUICK YOU’RE LOOSING A LOT OF BLOOD! WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Lando: Funny, brunette—
Oscar: I MEANT YOUR BLOOD TYPE LANDO.
Lando: Oh.
Lando: *Looks down at wound*
Lando: Red.
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Daniel: What do I get?
Max: A night of mischief, mayhem, fashion and possible death.
Daniel: Ooh, check, check, check… not sure about that last one though.
Max: It won’t be you.
Daniel: I’ll get my coat.
Fernando: What do bees create?
Jenson: Honey?
Fernando: Yes, dear?
[meanwhile]
Lewis: What do bees create?
Nico: A fucking annoying sound, what do you want?
Max: Hey, Lewis?
Lewis: Yeah?
Max: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Lewis:
Lewis: Where’s Lando?