Tom after reading all of the fanfic he found:

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Tom after reading all of the fanfic he found:

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Bo and Vincent are playing chess at the dining table.
Lester: Do they have coffee breaks at tea factories?
Bo: I don't know I haven't checked. Yet.
Vincent: *facepalms*
Y/N, doing a crossword puzzle: What is something you can't have enough of?
Vincent: Tools!
Bo: Sex!
Lester: Horsepower!
Y/N: ......
Bo: Did you know that you can burn the same amount of calories when your having sex. As to when your running 5 Kilometres.
Lester: Who the hell runs 5 kilometres in 1 minute?!
Vincent: *looking up from his crossword puzzle wondering how they are related*
If you are never too old to learn why do we gotta start so damn early?
~ Lester Sinclair probably

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Trudy: When you get one kid you become a parent
Trudy: When you get two kids you become a referee.
Trudy: But the moment you get three kids you can start a band
Bo, Vincent and Lester all look over at their mother from across the table
Tom: Howie handed me a small piece of modeling clay in the oven to see how long it would take to harden not more then five minutes later I come back to check on it and it was just a puddle of liquid. What do I do now and how do I tell him what happened?
Benmont: [looks at tom who's sitting on the couch] What's wrong?
Tom: ...nothing...
Benmont: Heartbroken again?
Tom: [looks down at the ground]...a little...
Benmont: Aw you poor thing..hang on let me play you something [picks up a violin and starts playing something sad]
Tom: Who are you?!? You don't even know how to play the violin!
Benmont: [smiling] I've been taking lessons just for moments like this
Tom: [falls to his side and tears start running down his face] i can't believe you would do me like this