What Happens at Dress Rehearsal
*20 Minutes until places*
stage manager: I NEED BLACK TAPE AND A SILVER PEN! YOU! FIND SOME! AAAAHHHH NO! DON'T TOUCH YOUR MIC!!!! IT'S CALLED A CORSAGE!!!!!!! BE QUIET!!!!
costume people: Ok this ripped it's for the lead in the first scene, the entire ensemble sold their costumes on ebay to cosplayers, and somebody spilled coffee on all the costumes for the scene 5 but it is ok cause i got some stress relief hand sanitizer from bath and bodyworks.
prop people: wait what we only have half the props we lost them and the director just decided to add 20 more, okay you are going to sprint to the drug store and buy these things.
set people: heeeyyyy look at this youtube video guys lmao!!! Omg, did you hear about how they started dating?
lighting people: *backstage* ok don't tell anybody that i'm down here because i'm supposed to be up in the light booth but it's just so BORING!!!
sound person: okay so when am i supposed to play the songs? like what scenes?
director: nah uh thats not your job! you're on costumes, you're not supposed to be helping them get dressed or sewing the costumes! Why isn't he in the sound booth? WAIT WHERE ARE THE SPOT PEOPLE THEY ARE NOT IN THE BOOTH ARE THEY BACKSTAGE?!?!?!?!