#soukoku incorrect

Dazai, blushing: Aww babe look at you, getting romantic with all of these candles.

Dazai; Like, I really miss Chuuya

Chuuya: The fuck? I'm literally right here

Dazai: I JUST MISS YOU SO MUCH

Chuuya : So, listen here, I'm not the type of friend who you call when you need a shoulder to cry on.

*Chuuya slams Dazai's door open*

Chuuya : But I'm the friend who you call when you need a murder to look like an accident. So tell me, Dazai, who's the lucky guy?

atsushi: hey what are you doing right now?

dazai: not much just out lunch with chuys *!not delivered*

dazai: chuuya

dazai: wait *!not delivered*

atsushi: oh

Dazai, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Chuuya, already fed up with him: What did you do this time?

Dazai: No one died.

Dazai: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Chuuya, rolling his eyes: Go the fuck to sleep.

Dazai: What gif I don't want to?

Dazai: It’s such a beautiful evening, isn’t it Chuuya-kun?