#sorrybutnotsorry

I had to read the line ‘Bumps in all of the right places’ and it inspired this true work of art. My debut after months of rehabilitation, just in time for the purge, I present to you Helen. 

Helen has bumps in all of the right places because she has bumps in all of the places. She’s an eldrich horror who has ever-shifting bumps that rotate around her dripping maw. She communicates in a series of farts that are rhythmically timed to her jiggles...

You're probably wondering why there's a post dedicated for you today, I mean.. why the hell not, yeah?

First things first, thank you for fuckin things up, had you not done that she wouldn't realize she deserved so much better and that's NOT you.

Secondly, thank you for hurting her. That made her a stronger person, sucks for you tho, you ain't gonna see the better version of her. You might have seen her at her worst but you will NEVER get to see her at her best anymore.

Third, you probably still trying to convince yourself that it was her loss, that you're in so much better place without her. Yeah.. so if that's the case then maybe you should stop trying to reach out by hacking her emails sending fake messages to yourself and make it seem like she sent them to you? Giving yourself an excuse to reach out to her and people close to her?

And lastly, if you really do care about the people around her as they used to be "your family" too. Then maybe the next time you try to text them, make sure you are genuinely interested knowing how they were with no intention of turning the entire conversation about you and your recent stay in Vegas Bellagio. Hypocrite.

But hey, again.. thank you.. thank you so much for fuckin things up with her. I mean, you left her in debt and refused to help her, but she will be alright. Why? Because at least she's now with someone who will never manipulate her and use her ever again. That girl has come a long way, picked herself up and now better than ever.