#soooo much

CG Dark Cacao Headcanons !!

(I got a lot for him so buckle up)

— Will let you snuggle underneath his cape when you two are outside so you dont get cold !! Not that you CAN get cold because he always insists on making you dress up nice and warm making you look a lot like a fluffy marshmallow very often....

— Don't let his stoic exterior fool you!! He has a big heart and loves you a lot, even if he has different ways of showing it !!

— Since hes so strong, he doesnt mind it at all if you want to be carried around all day !!

— Has a very strong and very accurate caregiver instinct thanks to his experience with being a father beforehand !!

— Prefers to keep you by his side most of the time because the kingdom can be dangerous !!

— For you, he'd make the exception on the bitter dark cacao kingdom diet as is custom and get you sweets if you requested them !!

— If he really REALLY has to go somewhere you can't come with, he only allows Caramel Arrow or Crunchy Chip to babysit you since he trusts them enough !!

— Will tell you the story about how he defeated the great dragons of the north over and over and over, no matter how many times you ask for it, he won't get bored !!

— During meetings, he lets you sit on his lap and play with his hair if you're quiet enough, but if you're more of the wiggly type, he'll let you play on the floor next to him ! (but always in his sight)

— If nobody is looking, he will let you try wearing his crown !! Just be careful with it !