#sonoferet

“Honestly, I don’t think this is where we should be going..” Elsa said with aheavy sigh, gesturing around to the trees that surrounded them. “I am no expert, Ihave never gone out camping at all, but I think I saw this tree about threetimes now. That one with the hole in it.” She knew it hadn’t been a good idea toleave in the first place. “I really thought you knew what you were doing..”

      " You shouldn't be here. "      Her tone was full of weariness.     It may have been laced with an     air of nervousness, but fear was     absent. The little lady didn't fear     the stranger, but she surely wasn't      fond of him being near where she     and her siblings liked to play.

Who was the one to propose: EretWho stressed more over wedding planning: Eret cause Alex would just roll with itWho decorated the house: Both (you can’t tell me a house decorated by the both of them wouldn’t be interesting as hell and surprisingly actually really good looking)Who is more organized: AlexandraWho initiates bedroom fun: Alexandra all the wayWho suggested kids first: I could see Eret brining it up randomly at some point to be honest.Who’s more dominant: They switch but if I have to chose one, EretWho’s the cuddler: Alexandra, seriously, she loves to cuddleWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Sailing or just lounging about with one another.Who kills the spiders: Alexandra just cause for some reason I’m picturing Eret being dead terrified of them and making her kill them while he’s on a chairWho falls asleep first: AlexandraWho is louder?: What do you mean by louder? Sex wise probably Alexandra. Yelling/arguing wise, EretWho is more experimental?: I could see Alexandra being just a tad bit more experimental than Eret.Do they fuck or make love?: Depends on how they feel at the time.Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: EretWho comes first?: Alexandra most of the time, sometimes it’ll be EretWho is better at oral and who prefers it?: I could see Alexandra being better and Eret prefers it cause she’s that goodWho usually initiates things?: AlexandraWho is more sensitive?: EretWho has the most patience?: Alexandra

“He’s an ass but a hot one. Really fucking fun to mess with, ‘specially in the bath.”

A loud, high pitched shriek was the first sound that escaped from her throat, her eyes widened and in one swift movement, before she even realized it herself, she was hanging upside over someone's shoulder. It took her a few moments to calm down, she just stared at the ground in the meanwhile, before she turned her body and slapped his back with her tiny hands multiple times. "What are you doing and where are we going?!"

                "Need a hand? You look a little.. stressed." 

          “Is this the part where we have sex or—?”