Episode 1

Spectral bat

Very cuddly, this combo taps in to that physical touch part that Victor obviously loves. If he's with someone that leads the affection, not necessarily sexual, he's going to go from PDA neutral to goddamn obnoxious. Hands on your body constantly, his hips soon follow. Doing something facing away from him? It's only a matter of time before he's nuzzling your neck or fitting his snout between your shoulder blades.

Vampire bat

This combo brings out the provider instinct in him. It's your nature to want to share food and groom, and it's his nature to win. There's an element of competition that also comes from this pairing. You bring him food at work? He's taking you to a restaurant for dinner. You bring him a coffee? He's buying you an espresso machine. You draw blood, he draws more... But you do win this particular competition.

Fruit bat

While Victor generally prefers his hybrid body, he'd be in his megabat form MUCH more often in this relationship. You both can be megabats together! This ship is also the one that gets his mind going the most. You're very intelligent and he drools over you talking about something you're well versed in or anything strategy related. You make him a sapiosexual. Please use it against him at all costs.

Vesper bat

Hinged:

Sonar loves how you smell all the time, but he loves when you don’t wear perfume and he can swim in your true scent

He will stand behind you as you make copies of reports, just smelling your hair

Expect him to rub against you casually, skin to skin, subtly marking you with his scent in return

The combined pheromones make his brain go brr so he has to stop sometimes and get some fresh air otherwise… well, we’ll get there later.

As a peak quality male™, he will be bringing you food daily

He kind of makes a spectacle of it, even though he’s just delivering Chipotle to your desk, but its key that you know

And he wants everyone else to know that he hunted and gathered for you! Sure it was via Grubhub, but that isn’t the point.

Do you sit on the other side of the office? That’s about to be everyone else’s problem. He will randomly echo-locate to you, just to confirm where you are

If you’re not at your desk, he’ll stand and let his ears do the little searching bob they do when he’s curious:

There may be some mating calls that slip in there

No one else can tell the difference from your occasional bleats to his shrieks, but its pure romance to you both

Even one strand of hair out of place? He’s on you, preening and grooming you to perfection

He may get a few licks in, but he has to stop himself from getting carried away

If you groom him back? Pluck a stray dandelion seed from his fur that he doesn’t notice? He is swooning

...And some other emotions he’ll deal with later

He subtly opens his jacket in the guise of readjusting it, but you notice he’s showing off to you, mimicking his wings

ARE YOU IMPRESSED? Please confirm.

He will screech when you smile

Sometimes you graze in the grassy areas in your doe form, looking like you’re in a peaceful scene from the “after” part of an allergy commercial

Then, there’s Sonar

If he wasn’t already there, he’s flying to you now, tree hanging while watching over you

To anyone in the office looking out the window, you look so demure and graceful, and then they see this mass of granite-gray fur with red eyes threatening to break the branch

He’s seriously almost as big as the tree, someone tell him

The academic part of him loves leaning about your white-tailed deer side

“We’re so compatible, really symbiotic, you know.”

He leaves you apples and persimmons on your desk because he read they were common favored foods

Yes, he’s listening for you take a bite

When you do, there’s a distant, “Nailed it,” from his cubicle

Unhinged:

Let’s go back to scenting, because it gets unhinged fast

Those sly sniffs of your hair turn into his snout at your neck, inhaling you like the last molecule of oxygen on earth

He can’t help his hands going to your hips and grinding his hardness against your ass in the process, you’re just too damn alluring

If you’re at work, expect dry humping in elevator. He keeps hitting the top floor and then lobby over and over to draw things out

Except that one time when he hit the emergency stop on accident and you two were 'rescued' out of an elevator that smelled overwhelmingly like sex

Robert no longer responds to his distress calls

In fact, everyone at the office is 100% over you both:

“Ease up, lad, no one needs to see that. …’Specially from my angle.” “The fuck is this fucking Animal Planet bullshit in the break room?” “I- the fur- I’ll just, c-clean, tidy the fur. It’s all over, the of- work place.” “Keep whateva heinous freak-shit you do out of view when I’m streaming! Almost got my ass banned.” “I’m glad you don’t have pupils, because I cannot look you in the eye after what I’ve seen.” “I think I’m just gonna… go outside and have an asthma attack.” “Mate, for fuck’s sake, can you just NOT?” “This is somehow worse than you shitting in the parking lot.” “I REMEMBER HAVING A LOVER.” “Only animal fuckin’ welcome in this fuckin’ office is Beef… Got more fuckin’ class than the both of you combined.”

Before he goes out on a mission, or when he knows he’ll be away from you, he can’t scent you. This is a problem for him.

But Harvard gears are turning.

He’ll corner you in the vacant janitor’s closet, take out his pocket square and stuff it in your cunt; then return it to his suit, darkened from slick and smelling absolutely divine to him

He drools when he sniffs it

Are you in heat? Oh, he already knows and he’s blowing your back out every chance he gets

When you can’t take care of it? He’s still going to rut against you when he thinks no one’s looking

Your nice dress shirt is now wrinkled around your tits from guess who’s grabby hands

With enough time, he has, regrettably, come in his pants from grinding against you and groping you

“...Fuck…See what you do to me?”

If you have the privacy for it and offer to help clean him up? This is one of the few moments he loves receiving head only slightly more than giving

If his oral fixation of wanting to bite, lick, and nibble on you isn’t met, he’ll chew and suck on the soft fabric bracelet you made for him

You’re so thoughtful and considerate of him and his nature… And his appreciation of you has him impossibly hard

When he has you alone next, that sweet gesture of providing food evolves to a desperate need to feed you, feel you suck on his fingers

⚠️ Bat brain engaged ⚠️

He can’t get a jar of pollen to pour on you, but he can do honey

He’ll have your body drizzled in sticky sweet and that tongue of his has permission to go anywhere

It’s long and feels like dragging silk against the grain

The moment is grooming and feeding all at once and his mind is in a wild place at this point

He’s definitely got some measure of a piss kink

If it comes from your doe appeal, his bat side, or if it’s just Victor himself is up for grabs

How far you stray from vanilla to experiment with your self-proclaimed “all freak” boyfriend is up to you, but of course he’s thrilled with anything

He would absolutely call you the Harvard of girlfriends, and proudly proclaim, and remind, that he got in. He's winking and nudging you in front of everyone as he says it.

Yes, this is the public torture that you will endure with him.

He will brag about you, show you off to the point of obnoxiousness when you're not around. Anyone that tries to cut him off gets a cool and calm, "Hater."

He will interject into watercooler talk, with zero context, and just, "Yeah my babe does that too. But better." [Punch Up is like, "She knows how to re-grout a tile shower?"]

Phone wallpaper? You. You. You. You.

And for the ones just for him? He's got a 2FA password protected folder of those. Yes, he views them every night you're apart. And he will text you after like he's giving you valuable market research.

If you are going out, his tie will be matching your outfit.

If you laugh, barely breathe a chuckle at something he says? Understand that he will extrapolate a whole damn standup routine on the spot to keep you smiling for him.

If you casually mention shopping, he will be dropping everything to go.

One, he gets time with you, and two, he gets to see you try on cute clothes? He will offer nastiness in the dressing room every time. Even though you've never taken him up on it, he'll give you a sly, "Just checkin'."

Don't let him get drunk at karaoke. He will sing to you. And monologue during any instrumental parts.

Bet you didn't think you'd get love notes in your email? Now you know. Blazer tells you to remind him that SDN has access to the server so...

Pictures of you in his wallet in case his phone ever died, or more likely if he crushed it accidentally in his megabat form

*Oh, you caught that asterisk? Yes, he'll be silly. But the flip side of that dear reader, is that possessive streak, whew. It's mostly from his bat side... but also him.

He is predisposed to nibble and bite, love on you, but sometimes the marks he makes with his mouth mean something

They are visible. You're not covering the little triangle bruises from his mouth, he made them special, for you

He's offering his jacket to you at all times. 100° summer? He's still offering. He's a provider, and he wants everyone else to see it

Someone's checking you out. Good. They should. He's got the most gorgeous being on earth on his arm

They keep looking, and it's a problem.

He's scowling, maybe showing a little fang, flashing red eyes, and maybe his hold on you gets tighter

Those ears can pick up the comments when you walk by. "Why is she with him?" "Oh my god, he must be loaded."

He has gotten into a bar fight or two over you

Be ready for some intense fucking when you're alone after a "perceived threat against his mateTM"

He always likes to talk during, but after moments like those, he will be asking you, and then telling you whose pussy this is...

But all of that boils down to him highkey still in disbelief you picked him. You like him? Love him?