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Some nice Brucie Wayne headcanons for you all

Hes an idiot and a dork but he makes social events interesting because who else would fall into the chocolate fountain?

At any social event where kids are invited as well he can most definitely be found with the kids, talking to them like they are adults

He never treats anyone as inferior unless they're dicks

He once punched riddler in the face because he interrupted a girls birthday party

He has an entire fashion line that is dedicated to giving people actually comfortable practical clothes

Hes an absolute unit in bed. For both men and women. (either top or bottom)

He once held a man upside down by his ankles and shook him until everything had fallen out of his pockets because he had used to be a bully and was now a dick

Can and will walk teenagers home if its late at night. 

Always tips very generously

He was once in line at a batburger and there was a karen yelling at the poor 16 year old cashier and he walked to the front and just started sticking 100 dollar bills into the tip jar with the nastiest smile aimed at the karen. ‘The more you yell the more i tip.’ (the cashier was, coincidently stephanie brown, and she high fived him)

He has a social media but never uses it unless its to draw awareness to a certain cause or to show off his children. 

He also posts beautiful pictures of gotham, or of mundane everyday things, showcasing the beauty in life

(Is canonically a feminist)

Will protect waiters/servers/janitors from creeps or gotham elite who think theyre better than them

He stopped adopting kids but still pays for as many college tuitions as he can

Funded a city wide disability infrastructure plan so people with wheelchairs could go places too

He once rocked three guys with guns’s shit because they were attempting to molest these little boys

Punched a teacher in the face for making a student cry

Will at any time drop everything the second one of his kids asks him to

There is an entire instagram account dedicated to pictures of him helping old people cross the street

Once a month he visits inmates at the prison and offers them jobs

Genuinely cares for his workers and buys them houses and cars if they need it

Literally created gothams public transportation system and made sure it was free

Teamed up with poison ivy to make public gardens for everyone to enjoy

Funds clean energy research

Any celebrity fan mail he receives he answers personally

One time a little girl asked him to come to her birthday party and he did and brought presents

Taught an entire school basic self defense

Jonathan being very skinny, no real muscle tone but somehow very fit regardless

Would defo have a crush on the librarians of gotham

Probably has a fake ID and social security number

Paints his nails

Learning to befriend crows after a life fearing them? Yes pls

Probably has religious trauma and almost drowned while being baptized

One time he picked his nose with his gauntlet on. Never. Again.

Caffeine doesn't effect him, but he doesn't know that so he downs a looooot of coffee

Believes in the peanuts legend of "The Great Pumpkin"

The woods are lovely, dark and deep

Oh, good question.

I think it depends on which Ghostface you’re talking about. Ghostface as his own character? Absolutely 100%. The individual Ghostfaces? I’m going to do a small dive in. Don’t mind me.

Billy Loomis: Yes and no. To a certain degree, I’m kind of leaning toward yes. He definitely gets off on violence, but his motive was purely driven out of revenge and that’s pretty hard to ignore. He definitely liked knowing he fucked Sidney knowing he was going to try kill her (he did NOT enjoy fucking her though.)

Stu Macher: Yes. Immediately yes. Out of love for Billy, but he absolutely got off on violence. He was having way too much fun the entire time for him not to be rock fucking hard, come on.

Mickey Altieri: Are you kidding me??? Obviously YES. He’s probably the Ghostface that’s driven the most sexually. He considers sex and murder two sides of the same coin, is 1000% rock hard the entire time. Enjoys both forms of penetration way too much, how disgustingly poetic. Sick cunt. I love him.

Nancy Loomis: No.

Roman Bridger: No.

Charlie Walker: Eh. He was having way too much fun and was way too brutal (especially when killing Olivia) for anyone to say he wasn’t getting at least a little hard over it.

Jill Roberts: She was only horny for herself and her motive. She had Charlie did all the work. Soooo NO, it’s not sexual for Jolt- I mean Jill.

Amber Freeman: Immediately YES. Did you see the way she was killing??? Instantly wet. And I mean, so was she.

Richie Kirsch: Tough one. I’m gonna go with a firm maybe. He was too hard over the Stab movies for me to just say no.

Wayne Bailey: No. he was brutal, but no.

Ethan Landry: Although my perfect boy was running around having an absolute ball in act 3, I’m going to go with no. He was just trying to live up to Richie’s standards. But that’s not to say he wasn’t enjoying it at least a little bit, probably more than he expected.

Quinn Bailey: Sex positive queen, but I’m going to once again say no. She was revenge driven entirely, I don’t think she necessarily ENJOYED it in that way.

Honourable mention: Jason Carvey: Immediately fucking yes. His speech about Laura after he killed her??? No other explanation needed.