@soldierunderfire sent: She's gonna slap them Xig tiddies. Xiddies, if u will.
oh..ohhh.... M--Mariaaaaaaaaaaa-chaaannnnnnnnn.......................
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@soldierunderfire sent: She's gonna slap them Xig tiddies. Xiddies, if u will.
oh..ohhh.... M--Mariaaaaaaaaaaa-chaaannnnnnnnn.......................

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Okay. Please don't hate me, I am eepy and mean zero disrespect. But I read that post you just reblogged as "warm beef mullet" not "warm belief melting." I need to sleep for ten years. I hope it makes you laugh as hard as it made me laugh.
YOU KNOW WHAT those could be the lyrics ššš
I imagine Vessel just late at night rummaging around his kitchen for food, tall cryptid man hella bent as he reaches deep in his fridge, as he's writing Calcutta, messing around to try to get out of his writers block š
"Surpise kitten"
Send "kitten" for my muse to bring home a kitten.
Greed bent down when he noticed a small gray kitten outside of his bar. "Hey, there little cutie." He picked the kitten up. "You're too small to be out here all by yourself." The cute little dickens needed a new home, and Greed was more than happy to provide that. "Don't worry, I'll take good care of you," he said as he rubbed his fingers against the kitten's cheek.
Greed took it inside the Devil's Nest. First he'd make sure he got it some food and water, then he show Maria his what he found.
Now that the shock has worn off, she's just gonna casually launch herself at him and cling to him like a koala.
It's been an age - eight to be precise.
When she launches at him, he doesn't budge an inch, catches her in his arms and lets her cling to him like a baby mammalian craving warmth and safety; every finger a vice grip leaving little crescent indents in tanned skin on his back, a face pressed so tight to his chest that he almost questioned whether or not she could breathe. He stands there for a good few minutes, allowing her time to... 'Adjust', so to speak, before he gently cleared his throat.
"It's good to see you too, Maria. I'm sorry I was gone for so long."
@soldierunderfireĀ inquired:
You wanna smooch Greedo, dontcha, Lanny?
"I really wanna coffee, actually... Preferably the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Ronny or Bonnie. I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after."

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@soldierunderfireā sent:Ā Your Xigbar brings all the dad's to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours
but he doesnāt want the dads!!!! he wants the CUTE HUNKY BOYS DAMMIT!!!
Send my muse an ā for them to say one regret that they have. || ACCEPTING
@soldierunderfireā asked:ā
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āI wish Iād just gotten over the wholeā Hardeen⦠Mess. There was so much time I could have had with my master, and now I- I never get that back.ā
{ ā } someoneās cup of tea || Accepting || @soldierunderfireāā { ā }
Ā Ā Ā ā Oh, wow, this is delicious ! ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā [Ā Kain doesnāt get out much with Maria, but when he does, they have a grand olā time. Today, itās an afternoon of getting themselves good and lost in the city. No plan, except to wander home before it gets dark, and hail a taxi cab if they canāt. Having strolled down a street heād never turned down before had brought them to the smallest (Ā āCozyā, she called it ), run-downĀ (Ā āHas characterā, heād offered ), hole-in-the-wall tea shop. And, since they were already feeling so adventurous, Maria had suggested they each order something for the other.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā But thereās no way Kainās request holds a candleĀ to the tea sheād ordered for him.Ā Itās an herbal tea- Kain doesnāt like caffeine this late in the day- but it bursts with the saccharine of dried fruits: plumĀ and appleĀ have never been more at home than when theyāre steeped with cinnamonĀ and hibiscus.Ā Not to mention, Kain never would have guessed that dried beetroot would bring it all together, but it also stains the inside of his cup purple !Ā ]