Headcanons for the rarepair you never get to talk about. Gimme.
OOOH! YES!
SOLDEZANGELO
okay, okay
none of them eat.
ever.
their diets are all shitty
"but what abt will? he's a doctor?"
no
he runs on energy drinks and protein bars
but haggles leo and nico
(hypocrite)
leo always runs hot. nico always runs cold. so will determines which one to based on the weather
none of them are EVER not sick
leo gets stomach aches
will is a migrane guy
and nico's joints ALWAYS hurt (hmm, i wonder why?)
dinner fights? horrible. none of them want to eat out
leo almost dies when he sees their first 'white people taco night'
'you're getting taco shells? from the grocery store?? get tf out of my kitchen'
they don't own/use a grill because every time, leo and will get into fights over gas vs charcoal
'charcoal gives it a woody flavor!'
'but gas has better control! and you can add wood pellets!'
'why would you buy wood pellets and gas when you can just buy charcoal?'
nico almost stabs leo after he snaps spaghetti. he screams when he sees will eat buttered pasta.
sometimes, leo and will go up to nico when he's too calm for their liking, and whisper "howdy pardner" in their most southern accent.
they bought him a cowboy hat. he burnt it.
nico at random times puts his hand on leo/will's chest to remind himself
'hey, you are breathing'
'and so am i.'
'and we're doing it together'
nico and will got together, then added leo
it took leo like, weeks, to understand that they both weren't just cheating on each other with him
That's it! byeeeeee
