#sojiro

Soji's Ball

Don't worry, Sojiro as a Mew is a kind and happy god who >definitely< won't forget where he left the planet again.

Persona 5

saito is like yeah okay new dubious legal man in the kamiya's place nothing new

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Genji: *running up and down base in a panic looking in or under everything his shape shifting demonic father could possibly hide with all the while holding his fathers clothes*

Angela: Genji what are you doing? You’ve zoomed past my office 6 times now-

Genji: ANGELA! Have you seen either my very naked father, a black and gold dragon or a weird looking cat running about?!

Angela: I?… I’ve been with you long enough to know asking is pointless. But I saw your father in dr kuipers offi-

Genji: *takes off running* THANK YOU!!

*meanwhile*

Siebren: I just don’t understand. Your part of the melody is so out of place it’s as if it’s not part of this universe. I’ve done every calculation I can think of and there’s no logical explanation as to how you can possibly exist!

Sojiro: *in his nekomata form* you’re literally defying gravity with your very existence and the concept of magic is too hard to grasp?

Siebren: There’s a scientific explanation for my situation! You just- exist!

Sojiro: what is a scientific explanation but a humans base understanding of cause and effect to create an outcome? I died, my dragon who has specific properties sacrificed itself and used those properties to save my life, but I, being so full of strong emotions upon my death, corrupted the dragons procedure creating a different outcome from the desired one. Magic is simply science you don’t understand and haven’t put a base understanding to.

Siebren: I- I- I- no it can’t be that simple!!

Sojiro: *turns around and shows him his fuzzy cat butt before flopping onto his back and showing his belly and paws* and yet, it is.

Siebren: … *gently squeezes one of his paws* fascinating…