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Brought to you by my college experience circa 2011-2015

It was Halloween 2013 and Harley Quinn invited me to join her and Poison Ivy at a party. True story.

Well okay, it wasn't the real Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. This woman I'd been crushing on for 2 years told me she was going to be dressed as Harley Quinn and her, equally as hot, best friend was going to be Poison Ivy and they wanted me to meet them at this party.

But still TRUE STORY.

Huge turn of events for multiple reasons.

Reason #1: I fucking loved batman. and everyone who knew me knew at least 15% of my brain was constantly drooling over Harlivy. The woman who invited me was well aware, we'd talked about it at length multiple times.

Reason #2: I'd never been formally invited to a party, much less by a hot girl, much less by a hot girl AND her equally as hot best friend.

Reason #3: I'd always wanted to go to a Halloween costume party.

So, naturally, I was jazzed.

I immediately agreed to be there, of course.

And I asked my friends to go with me as a buffer for the rampant awkwardness that I'd somehow managed to conceal from these beautiful women who invited me.

this was my big mistake. my fatal mistake. the reason I never made it to that party.

My friends agreed to go with me after we went to some other parties they'd been invited to.

Ok, cool, no problem.

Big problem.

we couldn't leave on time.

we couldn't get into the other parties.

we couldn't find the other parties.

Harley and Ivy kept texting me asking where I was and saying how they wanted to see me.

I kept trying to steer my friends to my party and got "yeah, soon just one more stop" in return.

I kept texting Harley and Ivy back "I'll be there soon." "I'm on my way."

I was not there soon. I was never on my way.

Halloween 2013 closed without me ever even catching a glimpse of them or their costumes.

We'll never know what might have happened at that party.

Probably nothing. Just conversation. Maybe some party games.

right?

Right?

My friend I told this story to 13 years later: "Yeah, because that's what college girls are known for. Conversation and party games."

About me! ૮ • ﻌ - ა

Krist | 18 | filipino | Lesbian

She/her/ can be yours

Currently Uni student

Idiot | awkward | yapper | scared to make a woman uncomfortable

men and minors, sorry but don't interact

Favorites:

A sucker for disney songs and movies

Ariana Grande

OPM, especially the Ballads

Bruno Mars

Denise Julia

Classic 2000s pop and R&B

Loves

Woman | Karaoke | cooking | woman | spiderman | greek myth | woman | to take care of a woman | strolling | someone older |pastries | did i mention woman