#soft deceit

You can become the best Christian you can be by excluding certain behaviours from your life. These behaviours include:

> Malice

> All kinds of deceit

> Envy

> Hypocrisy

> Slander

Janus: Why is tha- ohmygod

Remus: yeah I had some chocolate milk earlier then I threw up

Janus: REMUS THERE'S A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH why am i surprised-

Remus, looking at his stomach: Oh yeah, I forgot I put that there

Give me Deceit that is scared of almost everything. Who curls up with Virgil under the bed during lightning storms and screams just as loud as Patton whenever he sees a spider. Give me a Deceit who cannot watch a horror movie without crawling into Roman’s bed later that night because his room was too terrifying. Give me Deceit who will do anything to make others smile after a bad day. Who bakes Patton cookies when his smiles get too fake, buys Logan glow-in-the-dark stars so that they can put up in his room when he’s frustrated. Who helps Remus put stickers on his morning star whenever he needs a distraction. Give me Deceit who combats Virgil’s anxiety with unrelenting optimism. Who always reminds Thomas to look on the brighter side of things. Who’s go-to phrase is, “It’ll be okay.”

Remus in Deceit’s sweater because I Said So. Also, yes, he stole it and no, he will not be giving it back anytime soon.

Bonus:

Dad Remus