#PLEASE STEP ON ME ////
It's been a while since he'd promised Sofia a trip to his work -- due to a chain of unfortunate events, he couldn't have done it sooner (either the photoshoots were closed off, or they took a few, long trips to finalize, considering how big the city was.) This time around, however, it's supposed to be a relaxed, editorial shoot; and so, he decides that it's finally time to show Sofia around, as they didn't exactly get to hang out lately at all.
The problem presents itself as soon as they arrive. Considering the photographer is supposed to be a newbie, his interns prove to be perfectly unprofessional as well. Now, this certainly isn't a new occurence -- he's used to getting strange request from weird, obsessive fans, but you'd think they'd spare him the weirdness in front of his 13 year old daughter. Alas, the guy throwing himself underneath their feet as soon as they enter apparently didn't mind at all -- and while usually, Oikawa brushes the whole 'step-on-me' thing off (it happens, so what can you do?) this time, he feels irritation weil up in his stomach.
Naturally, doing these things in public would probably ruin his sweet image; but they're alone here, mostly, the hallway emptied out (save for a few, busy people who hardly even notice the odd occurence.) And so, encouraged by his own annoyance, he turns to Sofia, pointing at the man wiggling on the floor (disgusting.)
"Well? What do you think? Do you wanna try it?"
Stepping on men might just be a valuable life lesson, after all.











