SNSmonth 31 – Halloween
„Absolutely not. No. Way. “
„Oh, c’mon! Sas! “, Naruto was exasperated, running after Sasuke – following the raven around in their living-room as he was vacuum-cleaning. Sasuke was truly grateful for their old device – this way with the loud buzzing it was partly possible to blend out Naruto’s constant whining. His luck didn’t last though.
It ended up in smoke when the blonde just pulled out the power cable, making the vacuum stop.
Sasuke turned around, giving him an irritated look. „Naruto! What the hell- “
But Naruto was smirking with the power cable in his hand, spinning it in the air triumphantly. Sasuke just wanted to punch him.
„We have to talk about this. “, the blonde insisted. „This is important. “,
„It’s not. “, Sasuke rolled his eyes at the other’s antics. „I already told you several times now. We’re not going as freaking salt and pepper to that Halloween party. No way. Forget it. “
„But why-„
„Because it’s stupid. “, Sasuke crossed his arms; it was inexplicable for him how Naruto didn’t see the issue here. „We’d be the laughingstock. “
„But you told me that I could choose our outfits for this year after –“
„Good outfits. “, Sasuke moved over, taking the power cable out of Naruto‘s hand. He wanted to finally get all the cleaning done today. „You know, like the ones I picked out last year. “
Naruto’s face fell almost immediately at the memory. „You dressed me up as a monster while you were Frankenstein! You totally tricked me! “
„Well, it’s not my fault that you didn’t know that Frankenstein was actually the scientist, not the monster itself when you agreed to my idea. “, Sasuke stepped past Naruto; he was just about to lean down to the wall socket, when Naruto suddenly grabbed his wrist, making him halt. The raven raised one eyebrow. „What? “
„You’re going as salt, you’re salty enough to fill the role, believe me. “
They stared at each other.
The raven only knew too well what that competitive glint in Naruto’s eyes meant, he would fight him – not even thinking about giving up on this.
„…I hate you. “, Sasuke eventually sighed. He detached himself from Naruto’s hold, pinching the other’s forearm in return.
“Oi-“, Naruto immediately jumped back, feigning pain, „Actually, last time I checked you definitely still loved me, a lot. “, his face broke into a large grin, knowing he had won the argument.
He moved closer again, a quick peck on Sasuke’s lips. „Salt and Pepper, it is then! “, Naruto exclaimed happily.
„Salt and pepper it is. “, Sasuke repeated, defeated - wondering how he had fallen so incredibly hard for such an idiot.
But one thing was crystal clear.
He would make him pay for this one next Halloween.








