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Barring any new asks, I think that's the last of those 'icons only' memes and it was very fun doing them all! Thank you so much for sending them in everyone, I'm feeling more confident about activity again and will hopefully be inspired to write a bit more often from now on providing schedule eases up sometime soon!
This is probably an odd idea- but i wanna say what would be their reaction to Price lil wife wanting to have a unique pet (not bunny, hamster, dog, cat) something like a snake maybe? :3 (i love slippery tube dudes)
I might also add Simon's particular reaction considering his past when he was forced to kiss a snek (not cool, very scary for him) but ofc reader and maybe the others don't know that
No pressure ofc..! Love ur writing sm boo, literally everytime i open Tumblr and see ur new post im already kicking my feet happily before i even read it sksksk
at this point im telling my friends we are dating
2. Currently taking notes. Memorizing the snek anatomy.
They all walk in together and there you are sitting so cute on the couch holding the sweet noodle angel baby as it slithers around your hands. Price is not surprised in the least. Like not at all this is just a Tuesday for you. Kyle? He’s gone. Aint no way he’s taking another step in that house while there is a demon there. What was that? The old man neighbor across the street needs help (no he doesn’t) Kyle simply has to go help the feeble old man bc he’s a nice neighborly gentleman definitely not bc he is shaking in his boots. Johnny? Gun out. Thinks the thing snuck in the house and is about to strangle you. He’s ready to protect the missus at all costs. (Might just lose his own life when Price see’s him pointing a fucking gun at you.) “I’ll protect ye bonnie” Johnny chill. Simon? He’s stuck in the doorway. Half of him wants to be across the street with Kyle but after seeing Johnny’s first instinct was to try to protect you, the other half of him wants to help keep you safe too. Never did it cross Simon or Johnny's mind that you willingly put yourself in this dangerous position. (snuggling on the couch with a snake). “Relax boys, he’s nice look” You lift the lil guy up in the air showing him off. Both Simon and Johnny relaxed as they looked at your big happy eyes staring at the creature you were holding. Johnny put his gun away and was immediately next to you asking to hold him. Simon took a few more steps into the room but was absolutely not going to hold the thing. “You wanna hold him Si?” “absolutely fucking not.” too harsh Simon try again “I mean no thank you.” The snake is back in its vivarium and Simon would go check it out but do not touch him while he’s there bc he def jumped out of his skin when you touched his shoulder while he was focused on the snake. Wait its been hours where’s kyle? Eating dinner outside bc he’s not coming back in with that thing in there.
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I....HONESTLY DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY BECAUSE IT WENT SO SMOOTHLY???
I was expecting to fight for it a bit more but nah Yuuri had eyes for Jamiru and Jamiru only 🥹 She did not even bother to give the other miis the time of DAY tho to be fair idk how much was her and how much was the fact that Minaejael, Ace, and Deuce were fumbling
Yuuri had one sorta-kinda-date-but-not-date with Jamil and was ready to risk it all. local snek boi showed how capable and good at everything he is and somehow did not fumble(?)
do not ask me why they are dressed like that, i do not know why either but its cracking me up bc why does this look like an omiai out of a damn drama alkjdslkjfskldf
props to my girl yuuri for locking in and making the first move 🥹 tho knowing how jamil actually is, yuuri would have had to make the first move. though i can't imagine it actually went this smoothly in all honesty
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its only been 1 day. 1 DAY. and they're already being disgusting sweet what-🧍♀️
Jamil is being such a shoujo manga heroine here but if he ever said something like this, he would 100% cringe and attempt to cocoon himself in the nearest hoodie and/or blanket
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not pictured here is Yuuri literally existing two feet away sitting on a bench nearby while Jamil hypes himself by the ocean lmao
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so unlike the confession, it was Jamil who wanted to propose first. which....doesnt surprise me tbh bc he does strike me as the kind of person who would create a five year relationship plan mapping out the marriage and milestones afterwards once he locks tf in lol....
(I am working on Toby’s Pocket commentary I swear) I saw this one yesterday and its too fucking funny and also shorter so here you all are :) hope you enjoy
Tom: did anyone come to a comedy show-
Audience member: *my time has come*
Tom: *wait I wasn’t done with my epic monologue, its really funny I swear :(*worried that it would be boring as hell-
Sam: *laughing maniacally*
AJ: jesus
Aj: *opens book, stares, shock, turns to audience*
I love how the second the audience starts laughing at AJ’s shock, Tom immediately knows its because of him and cuts off to look at him. They’re so fucking cute
Luke going to inspect the book, finding nothing amiss in the title, and then exploding when he sees the writing inside- I’m having flashbacks to Lonely Planet When Europe
Luke so delighted he has to cross the stage and almost falls into Tom 🫠😭
Tom having to inspect the book too because ok now Luke has been laughing for too long and he’s curious lol
“Yeah tom you bigot!” Sam needed an excuse to join the chaos and of course, insulting tom is the way to go XD
Tom’s resigned sigh and drop of the book as AJ and Luke lose it. They delight each other so much its absolutely wonderful to see
“So lukes gonna introduce this game now-” Tom wants to be a part of the chaos XD
“Make sure its not racist okay?” Tom had to shift the attention to someone else lmaoo
I just adore how they did not, in fact, think to return the book and get one they understand because, for the bit, they know this book is best, and that they specifically made AJ keep it, because he is the chaos king and would do best by it XD
“A little knowledge…” Luke: *waiting expectantly for him to finish the sentence, then finishes it for him because the sentence in the book is not that* i love them so much omg
“OH! BAD TEMPERED THOUGHT!” LMFAOOO WHAT???
“Ooh… ohhh malice!” Sam i adore you XD
Here comes aj XD
“What does that say?” YESS AJ!!! SNEAKY CLEVER BOI!!! YES!!!
“YOU MEAN YOU DON’T READ CHINESE??!??!” BETRAYED AJ HELPPPP- his life is flashing before his eyes dude is panicking
Audience member: *frantic* my dad does!
AJ: *quickly scoots further* oh!
Aj having to break for a second and just lay still as a dying slug because what even is his life XD
“Play hateful, this.” His face helpppp-
Also love how that actually worked really well in the scene???
Tom: *introducing himself into the scene, literally*
Sam: *reciprocating*
AJ: [desperately] does anybody else speak chinese?!?!
“It goes with high heels.” AJ needing to fold his head into his arms to laugh, Tom pausing the scene because he heard that and what, Luke laughing at AJ’s pain, and Sam trying to keep them focused XD
AJ’s little leg kicks im crying
“MAKE NO MISTAKES!!!” Tom sounds genuinely distressed lmaoo
“OOOOHHHH!” *frantically trying to find a good line comeback*
“Variation in your tactics!” Confirmed that all that matters while speaking is proper tone because that sounds withering coming from Tom, but is actually a very mild sentence lol
Aj standing and Tom genuinely surprised while Luke and Sam fake surprise XD
“THAts not FAir!” Tom’s hands shooting up in surrender and his little grin at AJ that makes AJ smile back 🫠😭
Sam: “Troublemaker!” it is true 🤷♂️
AJ: *flipping open his book, forgetting he doesn't speak chinese* chapter four.
Brilliant words, truly eloquent aj🤧
Aj and Sam doing “and scene” in unison, every time they do it it kills me for no reason
AND SCENE
Ahhhhh that was fucking glorious. Loved every single second of it, and this means that when I finally get to go to one of their shows, I’m bringing a German book, it has been decided lol.
Anyway hope you guys found as much enjoyment in AJ’s distress and the other guy’s mutual delight as I did, and I shall return as quickly as possible with Toby’s Secret Pocket and Jingle Boys commentary :)
First of all, I came in through the back door. I saw all these shadow guys and I was like “Eeeeee what are the Hornsent doing here, aren’t they creeped out?” and then I realized they weren’t horned and that they were attacking me with Messmer fire attacks and then I started farming them mercilessly for runes.
It’s interesting to see the deer and creatures covered in horns. It’s also interesting to see THIS GUY who I saw and immediately went “Oh no. Nope. Nonononono” because he looks an awful lot like a certain Omen King I would be very aggrieved to see slain and strung up like meat on a hook.
I got closer for a better look and it wasn’t better.
I wonder who this guy is, and what he was to Marika. An ancient enemy? Boy is a giant. If it is someone familiar to Marika, maybe this partially explains why she would take one look at her Omen children, and Morgott in particular, and go NOPE, get ‘em out of here. (Note: I mean an explanation. Not an excuse. There is no excuse.)
There’s also like a bajillion bosses around here. And I would have thought Messmer would have like some throne room or something up top, not be behind some random door that I opened in the Storehouse (of course maybe there is supposed to be more weight to finding his room and I just went such a bass-ackwards way through the Storehouse I felt like it was like opening a random door). But he did me a good startle, that’s for sure. I was like “OH! IT’S YOU. I’ll come back to you.”
Speaking of - SNEK!
Other Storehouse-related thoughts:
It took me FOREVER to find Ansbach. I think because I took like 4 different circuitous routes through the storehouse. Also, I do not blame him because I too have gotten a book and found a cozy corner and ignored all and sundry and the movements of the celestial spheres for hours. I feel you, Ansbach.
Also just even more amazed with each time I talk to him how people can think Ansbach is shady. He’s the calmest, most with it person I have met, man. It’s like he’s been able to take a step back and see this whole thing with Miquella from a more nuanced angle. He doesn’t hate Miquella or even really blame him; he says he doesn’t think Miquella understands the “humiliation” he is doing to Mohg. Ansbach is chill. He’s more chill than I am for sure.
I pulled a lever and a secret door opened when a bookcase moved and my heart was so delighted. Thank you for that, From Software/Miyazaki.
The impenetrable thorns. Are these the same kind of thorns that Marika used to seal the Erdtree? It’s curious that it’s a spell we can learn, since it keeps everyone out, even Morgott. But I guess it is not native to the Lands Between, rather the Shadowrealm.
Man that Sunflower was much tougher than I would have anticipated a sunflower being. It’s also weird that there is not really anywhere to go off of that area. He did drop Miquella’s freaking Great Rune though so that was a special surprise.
Those Fire Knights can take a long walk off a short pier.
The Storehouse is weird. It’s beautiful, and I love the tons and tons of books and records (librarians gonna librarian, after all). The rest of it is creepy, weird, off-putting and cruel.
…And if the pot people are a result of the Hornsent’s experiments on the SHaman, why does Messmer have a bunch of pot people in various obvious stages of experimentation in his basement? Does anyone know?
I’m never gonna get that poor Hornsent dude out of my head. I was expecting to have my heart broken about Mohg in the DLC. I wasn’t expecting to grieve Morgott all over again too.
