#snarkaroff

Karkaroff: I'm not a wolf?

Mulciber Jr.: Neither am I.

Lucius: I'm more of a Snake.

James: Isn't this way more then two-?

Sirius: Well, I'm the obviously mentioned (in a way).

Remus: Oh look, a distraction-

It has explicit sexual content fyi

Now that it's been revealed, I can confirm I wrote this monstrous Karkaroff x Snape fic in like two weeks. It was supposed to be short, believe it or not xD Anyway, enjoy 70k of a rarepair nobody asked for. Featuring Sugarbaby!Severus! A disproportionately high ratio of smut! Baby Death Eaters (not literally)! Lucius hating his father! Severus Snape and his canon sexual attraction to displays of power! Sexy Karkaroff!

Prompt: Through his Death Eater connections, Severus learns of a way to get a leg up in his Potions career. All he has to do is convince Igor Karkaroff to make the introduction--meaning all Severus has to do, is make it worth his while.

Excerpt:

“Most would play the virgin a little straighter—lean into the innocence. Not you?”

“I’m a lot of things, Professor Karkaroff. Innocent isn’t one of them.” He would see the Mark on his arm before long, if this went ahead. There was little point in pretending otherwise.

“You won’t pretend?”

“Do you want me to?”

“…No. I’ll have you as you are, malenkaya voronushka.”

The Sorcerer’s Stone

”He pushed the door ajar and peered inside—and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees.”

The Chamber of Secrets

”Now, I don’t want any of you youngsters to worry—you’ll still have your Potions master when I’m through with him, never fear!”

”Wouldn’t it be great if they finished each other off?” Ron muttered in Harry’s ear

Prisoner of Azkaban

“Was he imagining it, or were Snape‘s eyes flickering toward Lupin more often than was natural?”

Goblet of Fire

“I want to talk now, while you can’t slip off, Severus. You’ve been avoiding me.”

Order of the Phoenix

“Tell me, how is Lucius Malfoy these days? I expect he’s delighted his lapdog’s working at Hogwarts.”

“Sirius pushed his chair roughly and stride around the table toward Snape, pulling out his wand as he went; Snape whipped out his own.”

Half-blood Prince

“Snape!” ejaculated Slughorn.

Deathly Hallows

”I prefer not to put all of my secrets in one basket, particularly not a basket that spends so much tile dangling on the arm of Lord Voldemort.”

”Snape’s Patronus was a doe,” said Harry, “the same as my mother’s because he loved her for nearly all of his life, from the time when they were children.”

”He desired her, that was all,” sneered Voldemort, but when she was gone he agreed that there were other women, and of purer blood, worthier of him—“

(Now I’m asking questions. Look how the turntables 👀👹)

I absolutely LOVEEEEEEEE Snarkaroff 👹

No seriously, I’m actually obsessed with the ship. I thought I was the only one who shipped them. They were 100% sleeping together in GoF.