#snapper discourse

the fact that male snappers have human-like pecs really bothers me. someone should draw an accent that puts nipples on there. maybe chest hair too

If snappers has million number of fans I am one of them. If snappers has ten fans I am one of them. If snappers has only one fan and that is me. If snappers has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth. If the world against snappers, I am against the world.

"I love snappers" this "I hate snappers" that. Where's the Snapper centrists. Where's the people who have like 2, maybe 3 Snappers in their lair that they like but no more

I was only 9 years old. I loved Snappers so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Earthshake revery night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Snapper is love” I say, “Snapper is life." My dad hears me and calls me a pleb. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Snappers. I called him a Pearlcatcher.

Wildclaw hate people and Snapper love people are the exact same person but with opposite motives. You cannot prove me wrong. I've never seen any other 2 breeds get the same amount of hate/love and conflicts over someone conversely loving/hating the breed in question. Coatls vs Tundras, Aberrations vs Ridgebacks; never seen it. Only Wildclaws and Snappers.

the snapper exalting thread has me thinking again about how badly i wish we could admit that just because you *can* buy a dragon and do whatever you want with it, doesn't mean you *should*. i feel very bad for snapper breeders who were told "if you don't want your dragons immediately exalted, sell them above fodder price," did exactly that, and still had their dragons immediately exalted just because a few randos have a grudge with a particular breed.

At this point I’m pretty sure no one actually hates Snappers. It’s just an old wives’ tale to scare the children

snapper haters and snapper lovers is so passe. today we are loving f snappers only