#smokebreak

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Do you know the muffin man?

Buckshot Charlie.

Do you and Wen ever bond??

Buckshot Husk

How do you cope post-pillow incident, has it taught you to not open mystery packages?

Buckshot Wen

Best Night core song?

Smoke break Vincent

There are now several wild animals such as birds, beavers, and deer in your office. They are staring at you, the plot of hoppers (I haven’t seen hoppers, I’m just trying to scare him.)

Bloody Bouquet Wendy + Al

How does it feel to be the best couple ever? (I ship it so hard oh my god)

(Sorry for bothering.)

Oh goodness time to round up the herd again....

(distant chainsaw sounds ensue. and a trumpet. and a wilhelm scream.)

"The... muffin man?" Alastor tilts his head. "Is he perhaps some sort of... Overlord? An infamous sinner? I've never heard of such a fellow."

"Ooh Wen is such a great person! deep down, probably. We don't spend as much time together as I'd like, but she has a strong bond with her coworkers and that makes me a proud boss! She's great with the guests and protects her own- that's all I could ever really ask for! I'm glad Alastor has someone like her looking out for him. '

"Hey, don't give me that shit! It ain't my fault, Princess always has me openin' packages before we hand em over! Somethin' bout... makin' sure no one's smugglin' drugs or weapons or whatnot. Wen can't do her job if she's coked up and spazzin'- I was just doing MY job!" Husk chugs what's left of his current bottle before crossing his arms. "I've seen worse and you're talkin' like seeing my boss depicted naked and horny has traumatized me or somethin'. That's just an average day in Hell, kid." He shrugs, but he's clearly deeply disturbed by the incident.

"Pretty Little Psycho, obviously!!!! Angel With A Shotgun is also an acceptable answer though!"

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WILD ANIMALS IN MY 5TH FLOOR OFFICE IN THE MIDDLE OF BALTIMORE?!?!?!"

"The best couple.... ever? Land snakes, that sure is a claim!" Wendy laughs aloud for a good moment before completely deadpanning with a sly smile. "It's true though. Entirely true. "

"Ah, my darling Wendy, humble as always...."

"You claimin' you know a better pair?"

"Not at all, dear. I'm not claiming anything but that you're correct!"

"Mmh... you're a real asshole, y'know that?"

"Ah-ah, my dear! You should really use kinder language! Especially when the public is listening~"

"Alastor, I swear to God if you don't shut those pretty lips-" She glares at him, not knowing how to finish her sentence. ".... I'll... I'll kiss ya til you're quiet or somethin'...."

"Such a cruel threat .... I'm utterly shaken!"