Feb 24
i want it on record that i've never played a game of comp gen 9 in my life i just think incin is really, really funny
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i want it on record that i've never played a game of comp gen 9 in my life i just think incin is really, really funny
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Pokemon competitive memes are funny to me in a nigh-incomprehensible kinda way
5 Awesome Gay Psychic Types vs an evil and intimidating thorn
pokemon move design is seriously so funny they've added so many layers of granularity it's a nightmare
like obviously a move has a type, power, accuracy, effect, its physical or special, its status or damage, pp amount
but is it sound based? is it ball/bullet/bomb based? is it pulsed based? does it make contact or not (unrelated to physical special)? is it a jaw move? does it nullify resistsnces when it hits spicifically flying types? is it a healing move? is it a dance based move? is it priority? is it powder based? all of these are real things that affect a battle a lot and also it's impossible to know a lot of them unless you know that acid spray is a bullet move cus it was translated weird and it's called acid bomb in japanese. like i love it but also what are we doing here. explain the prankster dark type interaction to a gen 4 ou player
This really makes you think
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Mewtwo Name
Mewtwo Nicknames:
MasterMind (One of the original greats, and one of my favourite Pokémon!!! Mewtwo is an INTJ personality type, and it can be seen commanding groups of cloned Pokémon that it raised, similarly to a trainer, except more callous. This name connects directly to Mewtwo's INTJ personality type, so it makes perfect sense! It beautifully highlights its cold, calculating, and strategic nature when commanding its army of cloned Pokémon. Furthermore, not only is Mewtwo a powerful Pokémon, but it also acts like an imposing, highly tactical leader who outsmarts everyone on the battlefield! (✦‿✦)
Psyclone (Here, we have fused the words "Psychic" and "clone"! It is such an incredible wordplay mashup! It rolls off the tongue with amazing, swift energy—like calling forth a literal whirlwind of psychic power that takes shape on the battlefield! It sounds dangerous, fast, and completely natural! (✧ω✧)
Clonesome / Freakenstein / Mindsplicer (The first name is a combination of the words "clone", "awesome", and "chromosome". It is a clever word fusion that is sure not to disappoint! Furthermore, it even has a third meaning, i.e. when spoken aloud, it is reminiscent of the word "lonesome", which fits Mewtwo's existential lore so perfectly and deeply. The second name captures the dramatic, lab-created origin story and lore so vividly! Even if the sound of the name seems a little extra intense on the ears, it bears an honest reference to its awful past. As for the latter name... Now this one in particular has genuine bite! I like it because it paints a picture of a fighter who cuts through their opponent's mental defences. Obviously, the inspiration for this name is a combination of the words "Mind" and [DNA] "splicing". (★ω★)
Genesis (Try tucking the words "Gene" right inside "Genesis". It is pure genius! It carries such a grand, dignified weight that marks Mewtwo as the very beginning of human-engineered life rather than just a scientific mistake. It gives this Pokémon a majestic sense of purpose! (˘︶˘).｡*
Mewtant (Aaah!! I am completely obsessed with this one! Fusing "Mew" and "mutant" is absolute perfection! It sounds so natural and snappy that it could easily pass for an official species classification in an actual field research guide! It’s clever, seamless, and utterly brilliant! (≧∇≦)/
Freakazoid / Overmind / Brainiac (Oh, the imagery of its body slushing about in the lab equipment during its creation in the manga is so wild and unsettling! This makes the first name both exceptional and acceptable! It captures both the tragic, unnatural circumstance of its birth, as well as its ties to eccentric, unhinged scientists. Poor Mewtwo! The second name paints an impressive picture of a vast mental network capable of reading and controlling the entire battlefield at once! The third name is a cheerful, classic comic-book sci-fi title that emphasises raw mental horsepower and supreme intellect! It is brilliant! (☉_☉)
Frieza (Such a fun pop-culture parallel! The visual resemblance and that shared drive to stand at the absolute pinnacle of creation make this a fantastic nod for anime fans! (╬☉д☉)
Cerebro / Cerebrum (Inspired by the X-Men series, “Cerebro” is the name of a supercomputer that was built to track the location of all mutants; and Mewtwo can be seen gathering a group of cloned Pokémon— both as an army and family! Furthermore, it evokes an advanced, high-tech network built to scan and track mental signatures from across the entire world, which gives this name such a cool sci-fi vibe! It speaks of a mind capable of understanding everything around it! The latter name is so clinical and precise! It highlights high-level intellectual processing power with a sharp, disciplined ring to it. It makes Mewtwo sound like a living super-calculator! (⊙_⊙)!
Mindbreaker (Whoa, this one packs a massive punch! Calling out "Mindbreaker" in the heat of battle sounds so fierce and formidable—it immediately tells your opponent that their defences are about to be completely shattered! (ง•̀o•́)ง
Mentalist (Such a classy choice! Treating its psychic abilities with a sense of professional mastery gives Mewtwo an air of quiet discipline, poise, and focused elegance! (◡‿◡✿)
DNA / Dr. DNA / DNAlien (The former is super minimalist and sleek! It strips the concept right down to its most fundamental biological building blocks! The second name is a playful retro-scientific title that adds a whimsical, retro-sci-fi touch to a serious fighter! As for the third name, well… It might just be the best one out of the whole lot of the three! Combining genetic sci-fi with otherworldly alien vibes is such a fun, imaginative word fusion! It creates an intriguing sci-fi mashup! (─‿─)
Mewtwo Facts:
Mewtwo is a Pokémon that was created by genetic manipulation. However, even though the scientific power of humans created this Pokémon's body, they failed to endow Mewtwo with a compassionate heart.
Because its battle abilities were raised to the ultimate level, it thinks only of defeating its foes. It usually remains motionless to conserve energy so that it may unleash its full power in battle.
A vicious psychic Pokémon created by genetic engineering. Its cold, glowing eyes strike fear into its enemy.
Despite Mega Mewtwo Y's diminished size, its mental power has grown phenomenally. With a mere thought, it can smash a skyscraper to smithereens.
Psychic power has augmented the muscles of Mega Mewtwo X. It has a grip strength of one ton and can sprint a hundred meters in two seconds flat!
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Throwback!! Over a decade ago (ouch, was Pkmn Black and White that long ago..?), I went by "Shinxe" on Smogon and made a lot of Pokemon fanart.
I was in college and testing out digital art techniques a lot back then. Good times!!
I understand where "i don't like competitive pokemon its too sweaty I just wanna use my favorites" people are coming from but I think this is missing the experience of competitive making you like a pokemon you didn't even give a fuck about before. Like I only think about crawdaunt ever because of the time my friend used one nicknamed "le fuckere" on a rain team that would either die instantly or just delete like 3 of my mons