Youâre kind of a dumbass but they love you anyway
featuring: Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji, Shinichiro, Angry, Smiley, Chifuyu
warnings: non really, readers and bit of a bimbo, cursing.
a/n: enjoy! Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated
divider credit-@/cursed-carmine
âWhat do you think clouds taste like?ââ
You didn't get a real answer, only a groaned response from Mikey when you stopped combing your fingers through his hair. Mikeyâwho was almost asleep seconds priorâlooked up at you and groaned again when you didn't take the hint and placed your palm back on his head himself before settling back on your lap to look at said clouds.
You nudged him lightly, drawing out his name to get him to pay attention to you instead of the sleep he was hoping for. âMikeyyyy, come on, answer me. What do you think clouds taste like?â
He looked at you through his lashes, a hum instead of a groan coming from him and as a reward you gingerly went back to playing with his hair.
âwaterâŚdirty water at thatâ
âHmm, I don't think so. Why would a cloud taste like water of all things?â
âNo there notâ you say confidently albeit a bit confused as to the answer mikey gave âclouds arenât water so i dont think theyâd taste like itâ
Mikey sat up then, letting your hand fall from the top of his head âclouds are made up of water, that's why when it rains the clouds disappearâ
His explanation somehow caused you too look even more confused and Mikey had to get on his knees to look you in the eye to see if you were messing with him.
âNo waters that moving stuffâ
âRight. Water makes up the clouds you see in the sky thoughâ
âThose don't look like water to meâ you look up, missing the way Mikey's brows furrow.
It wasn't like Mikey didn't know you were a little slow up the hill so to speak and it wasn't like Mikey wasn't consistently around dumb asses all day long but still, maybe he shouldn't have been dragging you off to ditch school with him all these years.
âWhat's wrong?â you ask after a deep sign leaves Mikey and he brings you into a hug before settling back into your lap, a silent vow to himself heâll keep protecting his dumb little girlfriend.
âDonât worry about it, babyâ
âWhat's this for?â Draken raises one of his blonde brows at you after you so gently placed your multi-colored hoody on his shoulders âI dont wanna get grease on it, take it offâ you only sniffled in response, causing Draken to take his eyes off fixing his bike and onto you. âYouâreâwhat the hell's the matter with you today?â
âI just don't want you to be stuck anymoreâ you whine out and Draken had to hold himself back from telling you to cut that out.
âI don't understand. You have to use your words, remember?â
You take a moment to steel your resolve and wipe a fallen tear from your cheek âyouâre stuck, youâre stuck in the past and that's why you dress like that! Old people used to only have black and white to wear too, that's why they were ugly and sad, so they created other colors. I just don't want you to be ugly and sad no more Draken!â
Draken didn't say anything right away but he fully faced you now and his eyebrows were so far down, crinkled so far together you were afraid they would stick like that forever.
âI don't evenâŚwhat on earth are you talking aboutâŚ?...and what's wrong with my clothes?!â
âItâs ok Draken, I still love you all the sameâ
âWhere did you get the idea that people dressed in black in white?â
âWell they didnât just dress in black and white, they were black and whiteâ you say matter of factly âeverything back then was. That's why when you watch old movies you can only see black and white, because they didn't invent color back thenâ you frown and kneel down beside where draken still sits âyou feeling alright Draken?â
âAm i the one fe- nevermindâ Draken signs, catching his head in hand âyeah, im fine. nevermind sweatheatâ
âMitsy baby?â you swing your legs forward from the table where you sit and tap mitsuya with your foot lightly and he looks at you, waiting for you to continue before he turns back to the piece of fabric in hand but splits his attention in half for you and his work. âWhy is your hair sliver?â
âI dye itâ he tilts his head.
âBut Draken and Takamichi dye their hair too and theirs is blondeâ
âBecause we dye it different colorsâ Mitsuya doesn't miss a beat when he answers, giving a small smile at your innocent question âjust like Mikey dyes his hair too, yâknow?â
âMikeys hair is natural but takamichisâ and Drakens' hair are both blonde, not silverâ Mitsuya puts down his fabric and gives you his full attention just to make sure youâre not messing with him. Youâre not. You're a hundred percent serious.
âLove, Mikey's hair is not natural. He dyes it blonde and I dye my hair silver. Hakkai dyes his hair a different color too. Do you understand now?â
â...so Mikey's hair isn't natural?â
â...You know I love you, right?â
You let out an overly dramatic sign and wait for baji to notice only for him to continue ignoring you and focus solely on looking behind a bush for the street cat.
âWhaaattt?â he mocked your whiny tone
âYou never pay attention to meâ
âIm walking you homeâ
âNo youâre not. My house is the other wayâ
âWeâre going the long way, now shh. Ya gonna scare away sir. Cometâ Baji crouched by another bush, spreading the leaves apart and paying you no mind until you huffed and walked off, leaving Baji to catch up to you.
âIf you're going to pretend Iâm not with you then Iâm not going to beâ
âWhy ya gotta act so dramatic for? Iâm paying attentionâ he gets up and follows after you, slugging one of his arms over your shoulder and pulling you close. âCome on, what's wrong with my pretty girl?â you try and fight back a smile at the use of his nickname for you.
âJust wanted to ask you a question is allâ
âWhat's the question then?â you tilt your head to the side in thought.
âWell, you know how the sky turns blue because of the ocean?â
âHow come we don't reflect the ocean's color too?â
âThink about it for a momentâ
âThatâsâŚactually a good questionâ
âThatâs what iâm sayingâ
âHow many continents are there in Japan?"
âI just wanted to know how many continents there are in japanâ
âIm planning a trip and tryna figure out where I want to go. I donât want to go too farââ
âNono I mean whyâŚwho told you there are continents in japan? There are noneâ
âNoâŚno there's not, japan is in a continent, asia but there are no continents in japanâ
âI think youâre mistaken Shinâ
âYou know what? How about we plan the trip together, it will be funâ
âWhat does it say to do now?â Souya asked you from over his shoulder. His voice kind with you even with his patient's low due to too many failed attempts on a particularly hard recipe.
âIt says add a third cup of vegetable oilâ you grab the heart shaped measuring cup and stare into it for a moment, head cocking to the side in a confused bliss. âHoney?â you call for him.
âHow many third cups are in a cup?â you stare blankly at him.
âTheres-...what did you say?â
âHow many third cups are in a cup?â
âSay that one more time but slower for meâ
âHow many third cups are in a cup?...what's wrong?â Souya's twisted face turned further as he looked back at you but despite his face looking angry you knew he wasnât.
âMaybe I should do the measuring. Wanna get the ingredients and hand them to me instead?â
âok, but I dont see whyâ
âHey Nahoya, you ever think about what color a mirror is?â
âMirrors dont have colors jackassâ
âHey! Don't call me thatâ
âtold ya to stop hanging around those friends of yoursâ
âYouâre one to talk mister âschools for lame assesâ
âYeah well in your case you needa pick up extra classes or somethingâ you gasp and throw a pillow from Smiley's bed, hitting him square in between the eyes.
He doesn't hesitate to chuck the pillow back at you, a pillow fight breaking out between the two of you in his room.
âIâm walking as slow as i can, why are you walking so slow?â
âWell slow down some moreâ you grip your duffle bag closer to your chest and stop walking as Chifuyu looks back at you and offers his hand out, offering to carry it if itâs too heavy. âI got itâ you hold the bag tighter.
âYouâre acting so weird today, whatâs up with you?â
âWellâŚyou know how yesterday i asked you if you thought penguins got cold?â
âWell I found out penguins go off on their own in the wild when they get tired of their friendsâ Chifuyu stopped walking, as did you.
âI thought that maybe theyâd want a vacation, yâknow?â
âSo I went to the aquarium and I felt so badâ
âWhere is this going?â
âNo whereâ you lie. Chifuyu takes a minute looking at you before his eyes close and he rubs the bridge of his nose.
ââWhat's in your bag? What did you do?â
âI have no idea what you meanâ
âWeâre returning the penguinâ