The Moon Cycle is, sadly, real. Um... three miles to the gallon, give or take... horribly stiff steering... an engine that turns into a time bomb if left running for more than an hour... and let's just say that its inventor (who shan't be named, lest people become aware of him; back in the day, being aware of him specifically was considered dishonorable) was prohibited from inventing ever again. The toymakers sure digged it, though. Er, out of the ground, that is.












