#smashing stuff

Hunt For the Wilderpeople (2016) dir. Taika Waititi

Listing my hobbies on my tinder profile

THE HELL YOU MEAN BY "this summer"?!?!?

Guitars are surprisingly expensive. Even the cheap ones can cost around $100. Do you have a guitar you want to get rid of? My name’s Brandon. I’m 17. I play guitar. I’m in a rock band. Rock music is awesome. Our band’s called Crash Nasty. We changed it from Little Doopy. We’ve been working on our live show. Cliff says having good songs is important. Cliff says our songs aren’t good enough. We talked to him about what we can do. Cliff says it’s important to make a big impression. He says girls don’t like friendly music. People like explosions and stuff. Greg and I thought about some things we can do. I want to smash guitars like old school rockers. If we play more than one show, we’ll need new guitars to smash. I don’t think you can fix them after they’re smashed. It’s kind of weird how expensive guitars are. Even used ones at Guitar Center are about $100. Do you have a guitar that we can smash? Maybe you have a crappy guitar in your basement. Maybe you have an old guitar in your attic. You don’t play it. Something should happen. You could help us. You could give us your guitar. We could have it to smash on stage. It would impress everyone. We’d be rock stars. You would get to know that your guitar got used. Your guitar would be part of a big show. It made a great impression. It was really loud. Your guitar was so rock and roll. Even the girls there liked it. We need your help. Guitars can be really expensive. Even ones you get at WalMart cost like $100. Do you have a guitar you don’t want anymore?