Apr 17, 2025
I work at a small museum, and I really felt like the opposite of Ben and Adam today, coz at work we have to tally how many people come into our museum to allow it to stay open, but most people coming in just hover at the brochure stand in the porch and leave. We're allowed to count them if they're inside for longer than 5 seconds, so my colleague and I just linger with a clipboard and watch, marking everyone who 'enjoys the musuem' for longer than a deep sigh, including the postman. We don't care if you pay to come into the museum or not but please do cross the threshold for 5 seconds
