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And thus concludes Madame Carlotta’s dispensing of fortunes. Many a Silver Lake resident has been left perplexed, bewildered, and quite possibly puzzled at what the love guru had in store for them, but certainly none were prepared to see what was behind the curtain for real...

If they were paying careful attention, residents would witness a shadowy figure hastily disposing of a wig, robes, and other mystical paraphernalia, exiting the fortune telling caravan from the back.

Madame Carlotta, is that you? .... Oh...no wait, it’s...

Hayley, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

Never carry a frown because you never know who may fall in love with your smile!

Jimmy, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

Love is the only medicine for a broken heart... Or a good cardiothoracic surgeon. Crystal ball can’t decide, maybe lay off of those extra fries. 

Nancy, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

The world was a confusing place before we drew up maps. So, those confusing feelings you're having? Maybe it's time to start exploring.

Ricardo, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

Incredible news. There's not just one person whose heart you've captured, there's TWO! You're spoilt for choice. Good luck. 

Joel, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

They say it’s written in the stars, sadly yours isn’t burning so bright.

Luke, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

You need some culture in your life. Go visit a museum and take in some art — if you do, someone else there will be taking in the art that is you.  

Marlon, Madame Carlotta has looked into her crystal ball, and here is your love fortune...

You've never quite been able to find that person or thing you've been looking for in love, right? Well, I'm here to tell you you may have to look a bit longer. How long? My crystal ball says anywhere from 6 months to 3 years. Sorry.