#slutdom

"Did I ever really describe to you my summer of slutdom after he and I split? I mean I really whored it up. Like I just went for it. I have a series of bizarre billowy see-through blouses from this time period hanging together in my closet. Those blouses have seen things I would rather not dwell on. I was like some sort of sex-phoenix blazing my way through friends, baristas, bartenders, academics and one boy from Vancouver who said things like "that's hella sick". Sigh."

Blanche: [on learning that Rose had 56 boyfriends during her senior year of high school] If that were true, Rose, then that would mean you were... a slut.

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche, how can you say that? So the woman had fifty-six boyfriends in one year. She's not a slut.

Rose: Thank you, Dorothy.

Dorothy: She is The Slut! She is the Grand Poobah of Slutdom! She is the easiest woman in this room!

Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back!