#slopposting

ballers have no fear. i say. with many fears.

id say most of these are more fears than actual Phobias but hey. we'll yap about them anyway.

larry is petrified of spiders. truly petrified. larrys scream could shatter a glass. mf breaks the sound barrier over the tiniest little spider on the wall. girl me too ngl i cant even clown him. iggys terrariums have bro losing his shit. he'll bolt from the room if he sees one, he will Panic, he cant be around them. his fear has gotten worse over the years, in childhood it was a Funny Joke for his siblings to scare him with them and it has not done much to help his phobia. he runs through a routine of checking all the corners every time he enters certain rooms. like a real one. i lived in a city for several months and didnt see a single spider and now im back home i see the most horrifying creatures ive ever seen. straight out of the mist 2007. hate it. i empathise with the l-dog.

morty does not do the sea and he does not do the sky. bodies of water bigger than a fuckin paddling pool are his personal HELL. morty cant swim, doesnt wanna swim, the open ocean is TERRIFYING to morty. he wont even sit on the side of the pool, dude steers clear of water. push him in and he'll fucking kill you. and he means that. dont fuck with him. thalassophobia plagues him. his feelings about heights arent much better. dude thinks hes gonna die when hes high up. haaaaates skyscrapers, hates planes, being on airships makes his heart beat out of his damn chest hes so stressed out. mouth dry palms sweaty nauseous he can hear his heartbeat in his ears. yknow those glass bridges? morty cant do it. neo bowser city is so overwhelming for his man. why is everything so high up. do not do this to him.

wendy absolutely fucking hates clowns they scare her so bad. she loves lemmy, loves his drag, she just fucking haaaaaaaaaates clowns. hates walking into that mfs room to see a 7ft tall animatronic killer klown. cover that shit up. she hates it get that thing the fuck away from her. do not come to her town. clowns make her soooo uncomfortable, those mfs spine chilling and she cannot look at them for too long. honestly she just doesnt go into lemmys room, his creepy antique clown dolls are actual demons in her eyes. he insists theyre cute. theyre not cute. not to her. they have malice in their beady eyes. killer klowns from outer space is not fun busted 80s horror it is her worst nightmare. i can also see emetophobic wendy. do not throw up around her she will Freak. germs are her enemy. you are her enemy if you vomit near her.

iggys not scared of much. you kinda get over a lot of your fears when you blow your arm up. blood? not a problem. death? not a problem? hospitals however? hhhhhhh get him the fuck out of here. id say its a mild fear but they definitely make him beyond uncomfortable, and dudes in the hospital a lot more than the average person. doesnt have great experiences with them. he clams up when hes there, doesnt talk at all, and iggys a fucking YAPPER dude never shuts up unless hes in the hospital. he'll avoid hospitals as much as he can, which isnt great when he has about a zillion different conditions that will probably. kill him. if left unattended. palms sweaty knees weak arms spaghetti at the concept of visiting a loved one there. he crumbles with anxiety. the exposure to hospitals does not help the fear, its just been getting worse. dudes problems arent handled very well there and it doesnt do much for getting over this fear.

roy is Very claustrophobic. being in a car too long makes him nervous, elevators make his palms sweat, he fucking HATES planes, dude needs a window open all the time or else he'll start getting anxious. he gets stressed in an enclosed space, and especially stressed if its confined. has had a panic attack in the spray tan machine. will have another panic attack in the spray tan machine. videos of cave divers stress him the fuck out. haha his chest hurts is anybody else nauseous hes nauseous fuuuuuuck. hot stuffy rooms are the bane of his existence, dude cannot deal with long meetings without leaving the room for a few minutes to decompress. has had a panic attack in a crowded club. too many people. theyre all so sweaty. roy goes missing from things a Lot to catch some air. bro just vanishes. will not tell anyone he'll just fuckin leave. kinda baller. i also feel like roy has a really specific phobia of cotton balls. he cant do it. no i wont elaborate. idk how.

lemmy is petrified of injections. shots, needles, if its medical and its in him hes gonna have a fucking aneurysm. bit the doctor as a child. fights demons not to bite the doctor as an adult. absolute fucking death grip on the chair when hes getting an injection do not fuck with him. consistently passes out after. dude is hyperventilating just thinking about it. cold sweat at the notion. lemmy doesnt mind doctors or hospitals or dentists or anything, they think hes like eleven so they give him stickers and lollipops, but the second they bring out the needle dude turns into a fucking chihuahua on coke. mf tweaking. sliiiight fear of the dark. less prominent now in adulthood but he still doesnt like to sleep or be in complete darkness, dudes always gotta have the fairy lights on when he sleeps.

ok so idk if this is like. a real phobia. but im gonna yap anyway. ludwig has a big fear regarding people perceiving him. like his heart rate skyrockets whenever someone looks at him juuuuust a lil too long, he'll assume theyre judging him, picking him apart, like they can tell things about him or what hes thinking. does not help he feels like everybodys watching him all the time. which is partially based in the reality that hes a public figure and a lot of the time folks Are watching him. haha! this is definitely so fun for him and definitely not anxiety inducing. oh well. anxiety isnt real if your jobs important so he squashes allat down and pretends like audiences watching him speak isnt inducing a myocardial infarction. i think hed have a Thing about germs. phobia maybe not but certainly a Thing. im wondering about an ocd presentation of ludwig and things being out of place or not as he left them certainly spikes his heart rate but i will have to work more on this.

mostly the Toyotomi but yknow.. still counts