#slenderseries

hi so this flopped on tiktok so I’m here to post it

ouu love is in the air 👀👀 might do a part 2 idk

Jeff the Killer:

•Is it the smile? It has to be because there’s no way it’s personality.. or smell. What redeeming quality does this bum have for him to have bewitched you????

•Actually super hell, Jeff is an extremely cocky so he’s gonna make the most of this crush you have until you either confess or lose interest.

•HE KNOWS you like him, so he’ll go out of his way to make this a living hell until you confess.

•Well, he thinks everyone likes him. He’s just actually correct this time.

•PLEASE DONT try any corny ass pick up lines either.

•#fairs 👌🏾

•Chance of him accepting confession: 6.2/10

Eyeless jack:

*for eyeless jack i will be using this retelling so it makes more sense.

•You think this’ll be easy, I mean he seems like a lonely guy so maybe he’ll take you speaking to him as a sign in the stars!

•recheck that horoscope you couldn’t be anymore wrong.

•ABSOLUTELY OBLIVIOUS.

•Imo he’s HORRIBLE at picking up on flirting, he just thinks you’re like super nice to him for some reason, possibly out of pity or need to feel better about yourself. He can’t see someone actually wanting to be romantically involved with him.. or that involved at all without needing something back from him.

•One time you tried to leave a kidney on his desk down in the medbay, unfortunately seedeater got to it first.

•Don’t get me wrong, seedeater genuinely does like you but he finds it so irritating seeing you constantly shooting your shot just for the ball to not even be in the same direction as the hoop! I mean serious, how are you both so bad at this?! Not to mention you didn’t complement his freshly washed fur when you had to go pick up pain killers! He’s sensitive. :(

•Chances of him accepting your confession: 7.3/10

Kate the Chaser:

•You genuinely think she despises you at first.

•I mean if you’re into that then brownie points for you.

•After a few missions she starts to open up a bit more.

•She’s just super quiet, it’s a regular miscommunication she has with other proxies 😓😓.

•She’s actually super chill to be around when she starts to open up more.

•Still pretty quiet, but you don’t need to always talk, sometimes just laying down and writing with her or listening to music during each others down time is way better.

•Chances if her accepting your confession: 8.1/10

BEN:

•atp you just gotta kill him.

•It’s not even a CURRENT CRUSH.

•When you first joined you said he was cute and he’s been dragging it ever since.

chances of accepting your confession: 100/10

steph / damsel gif dump part 1