#sky lark

Cardin: *sitting at lunch table*

RDL: *sits at table*

Dove: what are we doing to that jaune twerp today?

Cardin: *flatly* nothing

Sky: what do you mean nothing?

Cardin: nothing. N-o-t-h-i-n-g. Nothing

Russel: but why?

Cardin: how do you win against the guy that got a blowjob from pyrrha nikos??

Saphron: (Lifeless, Sitting quietly)

Jaune: (Ghost, Floating by) Whoa... Looks like everybody from Beacon is here! And they're all laughing at me! Probably just doing this to look good!.

Ren: Easy, Pyrrha... Take it easy...

Pyrrha: Jaune... JAUNE~! (Sobs)

Jaune: Is she... really that upset?.

Russel: Cardin, calm down!

Cardin: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET GO OF ME!

Jaune: What the- Cardin?!.

Cardin: DAMN YOU, ARC! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GIVE UP 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF ME?!

Dove: Cardin, c'mon! People are mourning here!

Cardin: I'm not leaving! Not until he comes out here and fights me like a man!

Lark: He can't do that 'cause he's-

Cardin: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, ARC, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER MET ME! YOU HEAR ME?! (Tears well) Who do you think you are, huh?! Friggin' punk! Who'm I gonna fight now, huh?! WHO'M I GONNA FIGHT?!

Dove: He's gone, Cardin! He's gone!

Cardin: RAAAAAAAAGH! (Punches picture) Y- You're supposed to be here! F- For me... (Weeping)

Russel: C'mon, boss... Let's go...

Cardin: (Dragged out, Sobbing)

Lark: S- Sorry about all that...

Cardin: NOOOOO! (Chokes) NOOOOOOOO!

Jaune: I... never would've seen that coming...

Emerald: You see that?

Mercury: Ah, who cares? Only downside to all of this was that those idiots didn't get killed, too.

Cinder: I'd watch what you say, you two. The last thing we want is people looking at us as their enemies.

Mercury: Oh, please, I know exactly the kind of guy he was; he's the dumb starry-eyed kid who thought he'd make a difference by throwing his life away to save some kid he never met... just to look good in front of whatever girl was watching him.

Cinder: Well, I'm certainly not going to argue that.

Jaune: Those... jerks! It's my funeral and they're just here to make fun of me?! If I could get my hands on them, I'd- (Reaches out)

Goodwitch: (Grabs Mercury and Cinder) Honestly, I was upset by Mr. Winchester's emotional outburst, but everything you two just said has pushed me into a violent temper.

Jaune: Professor Goodwitch...?.

Goodwitch: (Passes, Walks up to Saphron) My condolences for the loss of your brother. Please allow me to say a few kind words.

Saphron: ...

Goodwitch: (Approaches Jaune's picture, Sighs) I can't help but feel responsible, Jaune. Your heart was kinder than anyone else's, but my inability to prepare you for the world has led you to make the ultimate sacrifice before you could even think of graduating. You... It may be impolite to speak ill of you, but I am nothing if not honest. (Shaking) You were my weakest student, which only makes it all the more frustrating to never see you become the strong huntsman you could have become! If only I had just believed in you more!

Saphron: ...Jau...ne... (Breaks down)

Jaune: ...

Terra: Over here, Adrian.

Adrian: (Toddles next to her)

Terra: (Sets Adrian down, Prays)

Adrian: (Looks to her, Prays)

Terra: ...Do you understand what's going on? What all of these people are doing here? (Picks him up) He saved your life, and all these people are grateful to him for it. He was a kind man to have so many friends, and I want you to be like him and become a kind man yourself. (Approaches Saphron) Thank you for inviting us.

Terra: (Walking home with Adrian in her arms) There will be people who make you angry. There will be people who make you sad. But the people who you make happy will be the ones who will show you just how much your life is worth. And I want you to be the one who makes everyone around him happier than you could possibly be. (Hugs)

Pyrrha: (Sobbing)

Cardin: (Screaming)

Goodwitch: (Shaking)

Jaune: *inviting with a smile* You can come to our table if you'd like.

Velvet: *looking at Jaune, tilting her head* Who... Are you?

Jaune: *small laugh* My name's Jaune. I saw you alone and was wondering if you'd like to have some company.

Velvet: *glancing towards Cardin's table* I don't think you should be friendly with me, i'm-

Jaune: *cutting her, still smiling* -here to be a huntsman, like all of us. A grimm doesn't see the difference between genders, identities, skin colors or if someone is a faunus or a human.

Velvet: ...

Jaune: *scratching the back of his neck* If you don't want to come, I won't force you. Maybe i was wrong and your team is waiting for you?

Velvet: ... *Shaking her head* They left for a mission while i was hurt. They should arrive next week. *Looking at the young Knight* Are you sure your team won't mind?

Jaune: *turning to his table* Gang, what y'all think about racist?

Nora: *grinning* We break their knees!

Ren: *sigh* I won't stop her.

Pyrrha: *smiling* Neither will i.

Jaune: *turning back to Velvet* Got your answer?

Velvet: *stifled laugh* Ok, i'll come. *Smiling* My name's Velvet, by the way.

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Cardin: Tsk, animal fucker.

Dove: To be fair, it's not as if he was wrong though?

Cardin: *looking at his friend with a confused look* What?

Dove: *shrug* Like he said, it's not like grimms discriminate between who they kill. And as future huntsmen, we kinda have to protect everyone.

Cardin: *frowning* Then tell that to the White Fang. They are nothing but terrorists now.

Sky: *sigh* Cardin, i don't trust them either... But when it comes to fighting against grimms, i don't think it really matters what you are or what you believe. Anyone is better than no one.

Cardin: What about you Russel?

Russel: *looking away* I uh... I'm kinda dating a faunus girl actually.

Cardin: ... Ok, when and how?

Russel: We met in vale and for how, she's also a fan of punk, we met at a concert.

Cardin: ... I feel betrayed that you found a girlfriend that easily.

Jaune: It's an honor to have my meeting accepted by you general Ironwood

Ironwood: Like wise your majesty now I assume this meeting in about that now that the frontier is its own kingdom and no longer bound by the treaty of Vytal it can have it own standing military?

Jaune: Yes general well our militia is a sturdy fighting force we could never truly expand it so and now we can but that will take time and I lost many instructors to train recruits so I'd like to offer a alliance

Ironwood: I temporary loan out my instructors to train your recruits and the Huntsmen and Huntresses in training that joined in the war and chose to stay in the frontier?

Jaune: Ironwood threatens my family, and now he and the council want me to bend the knee?

Sky: What are we going to do?

Jaune: ... Call the Banners.

Dew: All of them?

Jaune: *Nods* All of them.

Sky: Can we even take on the Atlas Military? They've got airships Jaune!

Jaune: They may have Airships, but we have something better.

Dew: What?

Yang: Jaune seemed really positive for this match up. I guess you "training" is finally paying off, eh P-Money?

Pyrrha: I... I don't think so.

Ruby: Why would you say that?

Nora: *Speaking for Pyrrha could answer* Jaune stopped training with Pyr two weeks ago.

Ren: *Cutting Nora off* He's been going down to Vale every night.

Blake: Why? I mean Pyrrha's the best in this year. Why would he go to Vale?

Weiss: Probably paying some retired huntsman or huntress to give him remedial classes...

Pyrrha: Well I have faith in him.

Yang: We all do. P-Money. Jaune deserves a W after this long.

Glynda: *raised voice* Mr. ARC! Please return to class, or you will be...

Suddenly the overhead holographic aura meter screen glitched...

Jaune walked out from the locker area, a sledge hammer in hand, dressed in black trunks, knee pads, boots and elbow pads. His spray tanned body showing off an impressive physique, as his wet blond hair fell about his face and ears.

Glynda: Mr... Arc?

Jaune stalked into the sparing ring, and then rushed Sky. Before anyone could react...

Sky's aura instantly shattered...

Glynda: Ah....

Nora: *Looking at Yang, Blake, Wiess, Pyrrha and Ruby* Are you guys okay?

Ruby: That was so... so...

Weiss: Vicious...

Blake: Arousing...

Yang: Hot...

Nora: Okay... Pyr where are you going...

Pyrrha: I... um... I... need to go congratulate Jaune!

Base on that 2 posts about Pyrrha and Neptune knew each other from Argus

Fox sure does appears a lot,huh

"Do you ever wonder why we here?"

When I realized Gwen was right on top of Scarlet when she fell down

Team SSSNN but they 'adopt' more members I forgot Soleil started with S so I had to redid the whole thing

P/s: crap, forgot Sky Lark P/ss: Added him, but I couldn't find my pen so he's in pencil now

Pretended everyone are friends

Friendly reminder that Ruby is also suffering (post the Dance)

Weiss: No, she likes me better

Sky and Weiss: Yang! Who do you like better??

Yang, panicking, likes both equally: Uhh

Yang: Blake?

Weiss: What! You're not even dating her!

Sky: Yeah, no fair!

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*