#skrag

TOTAL WAR III: WARHAMMER - legendary lords idles.

Tagged by @dragonheart-swtor to share the last 7 lines I wrote, which is some dumb OC Kiss Week stuff I’m playing around with featuring @sunsetofdoom’s Teo. (I don’t know why this is easier than WIP Wednesday, I just never see those on Wednesdays and then I feel bad answering on other days.)

I’ll tag @sith-shenanigans, @vespertine-legacy, @dragonheart-swtor, @rainofaugustsith, I don’t know who else might want to do this but if it’s you then I tag YOU.

‘Give it back, Voka, you kriffing herder!’ Fralx bellowed at earsplitting volume, and Teonine closed his eyes, trying to pretend he couldn’t hear that voice rattling through his skull. There was the sound of scuffling feet and grunts, and a Rodian yelp before Fralx was yelling again: ‘Got it! Hey, Karia, did you see that? The skrag tried to nick my kriffing commlink! Kriffing skrag!’

Behind closed eyelids, Teonine rolled his itchy eyes in their sore sockets. Pantomathia liked to bill itself as ‘Polishing the Best and the Brightest’; in Fralx’s case, they were definitely buffing a turd.

Eutax: You have a cat?

Skrag: Well it's not my cat, it's a friend's cat.

Eutax: Oh. What's its name?

Skrag: Uh... Whiskers?

Eutax: Oh I like cats! What kind of cat is it?

Skrag: A furry one.

Eutax: What color?