#skk fluff

Soukouku comic :3 I hc Chuuya being afraid of the thunderstorms just for silly’s

and Chuuya just goes "don't be stupid, makerael. Now, I'm coming with you."

Which in response dazai goes "marry me." And they both just stand there awkwardly but eventually conclude yes they are going to illegally get married before running away.)

"Dazai what are you doing here." Chuuya seethed

"Collecting my things my dearest ex~" Dazai replied in a sing song voice

"You cannot be serious right now."

"I'm Collecting my things, mr nakahara, now kill me or leave me be." He responded seemingly completely numb in that moment

"No." He continues

"you do not get to leave me without even giving me a chance to keep you in my life, don't be like all those people who have left. At least be honest with yourself"

"What are you trying to say chuuya?"

"You stupid makerael, break up with me or prove to me that you won't try to push me out of your life again and take me with you. Let me experience your change with you. Let me be there for you, asshole."

"Nakahara chuuya, marry me"

"Wait- What!? And why was that a demend? You're supposed to ask."

"Awww chibi, I was trying to be romantic!"

"I- what?"

"Chuuya, your really set on coming with me and betraying the port mafia with me and you want me to do something to prove I won't  break up with you over text and than sneak into our secret apartment right?"

"Well, yes but I meant like over the years we'll be in hiding."

"I still think you should marry me."

"I- are you being serious"

"Of course I am slug."

"Yes."

"Come on it'll be- wait what!? "

"Yes, you stupid makerael"

"Did you really have to add a insult befitting of your size?"

"Stop being a infuriating finance before I change my mind and go become a bitter mafia ex"

"Whatever you say chibi, now since you used that insult, you have to pretend to be the bride!"

"What! Why!?"

"Slug, gay marriage isn't legal remember?"

"Oh right..."

"Plus you look more like a girl, and your a bottom!"

Chuuya wasn't really paying attention, he was too busy hoping this timeline did not go like the last one, he admit he didn't regret committing suicide with dazai in that one, but still he hoped maybe in this timeline they could be happy......

featuring:- Dazai Osamu x Nakahara Chuuya (bsd) tags:- literally none, just fluff, not proofread at all, college au, so my depiction of college might be inaccurate a/n:- amazing just great im going soft :/ also there will be a part 2 to this, maybe more bc i didnt even get to include the main plot point i had for this fic lmao, anyways probably expect me to disappear again haha

wc:- 1.4k || masterlists

Chuuya hesitantly walks into the campus, hoping he didn’t draw much attention to himself. After all, it was his first year here, and he’d just moved in from another city. The last thing he needed was unwanted attention right in the beginning of the year. 

Thankfully, he seems to blend in well with the crowd, and he can easily admire the large campus without being called out for it. A relieved smile rests on his face as he keeps his stuff into his locker, checking his schedule for the day. 

When there’s around 5 minutes left for the first lecture, Chuuya goes to head off to class, but instead his books end up clattering to the ground as he violently bumps into someone much taller than him the moment he turns. Annoyed, he steps back to pick up his books, glancing to see the rude person who had been rushing through the corridors so late. 

‘Gods, he’s pretty.’ Is the first thought that goes through Chuuya’s mind the moment he sees the face framed in soft brown curls. 

“Oh, sorry there, you’re so short I didn’t see you, chibi!” The brunette he just met for the first time cheerfully and mockingly says to him as an apology. Naturally, the next thing that Chuuya thinks is ‘Why the hell is he so annoying.’ The boy was clearly late on the first day, and then he has the audacity to make fun of his height? With such a sorry excuse of an apology when he was the one who bumped into Chuuya? “Oi, what the hell did you call me? I’m not short, you get that? I’m still growing. And keep your eyes and head on the ground, not in the sky, or you’ll take a nasty fall soon.” Chuuya retorts angrily, pushing past the irritating (irritatingly pretty) brunette so that he wasn’t late, unlike a certain someone. Of course though, during his short walk to class, his thoughts were plagued by someone he’d rather not think about.

Thankfully, he was well in time for class, having gotten some time to socialize too. He thinks he’s met some nicer people, who introduced themselves as Gin, Akutagawa and Higuchi. ‘Today might actually be the beginning of some new friendships.’ he thought with a smile as the hall quietened down when the lecturer walked in. 

******

The lecturer, Oda Sakunosuke, had just started to get into the flow around 5 minutes later, when the door burst open with a very late attendee. The lecturer doesnt seem surprised. “Ah, sorry I’m late, got held up.” says the person who just came in, searching for an empty seat while Oda continued to speak.. 

The pretty guy he bumped into earlier? They shared this class?

And just great. The only empty seat in the hall was beside Chuuya, which meant that the only place the goddamn annoying brunette had to sit in was beside him. “Nice to see you again chibi, didn’t know we shared classes.” The brunette, whose name he still didn’t know, whispered to him with a grin as he settled himself, taking out a notebook. “Can’t you shut up for a while? As you can see, I’m actually paying attention, unlike you.” He whispers back, irritated already, taking notes.

“But this is boringg~” he whined softly. Chuuya slowly exhaled, ignoring the tiresome brunette. (He’s trying his best to not look at him- he doesn’t want to end up admiring the  infuriatingly charming face on the infuriatingly not-charming personality.)

Some time into the lecture, he finds a torn piece of paper on his desk with something scribbled on it. ‘Damn, his handwriting is pretty too. Unfair.’ Chuuya thinks. The paper reads: ‘Chibiiii, entertain me, I have nothing to do!’ with a dumb emoticon after it. He wrinkles his nose as he writes ‘Not interested, focus on the lecture. Don’t irritate me.’ and passes it back to the brunette.

‘Like I said, I’m bored. I don’t even know your name, chibi. :( ’

‘Not like I care, and stop calling me that, my name is Chuuya.’

‘Hmmm, Chuuya, such a pretty and fitting name for such a short person. Well, mine’s Dazai ’

’Thanks ig, and I’m. Not. Short. You’re just taller than average, which is your fault, Now shut the hell up.’

‘No!’

Chuuya crumples the paper from Dazai and puts it under his desk to throw away later. At least he now has a name to put on the person who seems determined to bother him to death. ‘Dazai’s a nice name though.’

When the lecture ended and the students started filing out in small groups, Oda called him and some others. With a gentle smile, he says, “You’re all new here, aren’t you? For you to get accustomed to the campus faster, I’ll be assigning partners to you all who will be showing you around the campus and helping you out whenever you need. In my class, if there are paired projects, these students will be the one you’ll be paired with, for the sake of convenience. Any questions?” When there’s none, he nods and starts calling out the names. The respective student and their partner head off together then. 

When his turn comes, Dazai pops up behind him. “Hello again, chibi Chuuya~ And Oda, I suppose.” Oda ignores him and says, “Dazai, you'll be Chuuya's partner for the year. Don't annoy him or overwhelm him. Get that? If I get any complaints from him, you'll have to deal with me.” “Yes yes Oda, bla bla bla I get that. ” Dazai rolls his eyes, faking an uninterested yawn, and Chuuya again finds himself surprised at his audacity, towards a lecturer no less. “Chuuya, please don't hesitate to inform me if you have any complaints towards him.” Oda tells him, and he nods and Oda dismisses him and Dazai. 

Dazai sticks to him like a dumb piece of gum after that. First on the claim of ‘showing Chuuya around’, which was just him showing Chuuya his favorite spots- which were all quite dangerous by the way, like the mostly abandoned terrace with very weak railings that could possibly break at any moment. Then because he ‘didnt have anyone to sit with’ during lunch. So Dazai ended up sitting with him, Gin, Akutagawa, Higuchi, and two of their older friends who were in second year, Kouyou and Tachihara. He already liked Kouyou because she was a redhead too, and Tachihara was surprisingly easy to get along with. Dazai mostly remained silent, occasionally giving his random opinions on something or teasing Chuuya on his height. Why was Dazai so stuck on it anyways? He was still growing! (Too bad he never did-) Naturally, Chuuya angrily responded with his own insults to Dazai's creative ones, while the others merely laughed at his expense. 

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Chuuya always complained about Dazai being a pest and a menace, but if he would be honest with himself, (which he wouldn't) he enjoyed having Dazai around. The annoyingly pretty brunette was amusing to be around as the days passed, and they honestly connected with each other when it came to important stuff. And although he rarely ever contributed to their group projects, which was incredibly infuriating, whenever he did, his inputs were extremely useful. It made Chuuya want to kick him for not doing more, the asshole. Not that he hadn't done that- he often threw light punches at Dazai when he teased him about his height, but nothing much. And they actually had each other's backs, despite all the teasing and punching. 

All in all, they were very ripe opportunities for Chuuya to start falling for the brunette. I mean, he already had the first time he saw Dazai, y'know? Just that he kinda kept pushing them away, firmly in denial. By the end of the highly eventful year, even his friends had started noticing it, giving them great blackmail material to use against Chuuya.

Eventually, one random day in the second semester, Chuuya ended up wondering if somehow something would change after the end of the year. 

I really do love how it turned out, it was my first time doing an actual background that I tried on.

I’ve been drinking again, so mauby SKK headcanons?

I can’t do anything but skk fluff right now cause of all the spoilers and Beast related stuffs, so, fluff. cute. romantic.

Dazai always makes breakfast for Chuuya. Like, it doesn’t matter if he is late or anything. In fact, that’s why he is late quite often. He just gazes at Chuuya’s sleeping frame and goes “my husband will be hungry when he wakes up” (cause they’ve been going at it all night muahaha) and he makes him breakfast.

Chuuya isn’t actually asleep. He wakes up a few min before  Dazai. He just enjoys that his husband makes him breakfast. It’s a little unspoken tradition they had ever since they first started sleeping together, before they could name their feelings outloud, before any “i love you”s or anything like that. Dazai just makes coffee and then an omelet because that’s one of the only way he can (at least he thinks he can, that is) show that he cares for Chuuya. 

So our beloved redhead just pretends to be asleep, every morning, a little bit longer than he has to. Just long enough for Dazai for crawl out of bed, at least. He does the same in about 20 min.