Author: skellerbvvt

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 15,154

Details: Modern AU. Coffee. Weirdos in love. Need I say more.

It's ok, he really just does wax. Gets in the way otherwise

aliceace14 replied to your post “Ed waxes his downstairs oh god did i forget body hair again”

He alchemized his hair follicles away.

pooslie replied to your post “Ed waxes his downstairs oh god did i forget body hair again”

you did do leg hairs tho!

skellerbvvt replied to your post “Ed waxes his downstairs oh god did i forget body hair again”

God burned the hair off

Saturday morning fic rec:

Author’s summary:

Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper. Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.

Words: 93216, Chapters: 3/3

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Melinda May, Maria Hill, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers

Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers

Additional Tags: Clownfish ABO, Everyone Has A Peen And A Vageen, Gender Spectrum Society, Scents & Smells, Courtship, Alternate Universe, One Thousand And One Blankets, Pod People But Not Like That, Precious Idiot Virgin Winter Soldier, Institutionalized Softism, Curtain Fic, Mutual Pining, Oral Sex, Bathing/Washing, Melon Tending, Transformative Works Welcome

My notes:

IM GIVING IM GIVING

“You did all that stuff on purpose,” Bucky says, glaring red-eyed at Steve. “The fucking - turnips and the chickens and the fishing. That was all to drive me up the wall.”

It’s beautiful and I am very proud of you