#sizedoesntmatter

C’est pas la taille qui compte (Size doesn’t matter monthly screening) 2019

C’est pas la taille qui compte (Size doesn’t matter monthly screening) 2019

My #hoyakrimsonqueen is about a year old and has its first #peduncle ... #sizedoesntmatter #hoyaheads #hoyas #houseplants https://www.instagram.com/p/CgR6ZiKJmak/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Yesterday I put on a pair of size 12 undies and they were almost falling down. Today I put on another size 12 pair from the same place, bought on the same day and they are tight. Just in case you forget how stupid womens sizing is. Dont judge yourself on a number on a tag. You are so much more than that. #womensempowerment #lovemyself #bodypositivity #sizedoesntmatter #sizedoesntdefineyou (at Brisbane, Queenland, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfpunh-v3V7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Does size matter? Olympia oysters are the tiniest of the oyster species. They are the only oyster native to the west coast of North America, and take a few years to grow even an inch. Because of this, Olympia oysters are usually eaten raw on the half shell with no added toppings. But Salinity doesn’t discriminate! The Olympia oyster tastes in-fucking-credible raw and unadorned (like the PNW distilled), but it’s okay if you wanna 🔥🦪🎉 and get saucy with your fancy self 😎🦪😜 @swinshellfishco Olympia oysters from Similk Bay in northwest Washington, available to be shipped across the USA from EatSalinity.com #Oyster #Oysters #OysterAppreciation #SizeDoesntMatter #TinyFood #GrillPorn #GrilledOysters #Grilling #Seafood #PNW #PNWfood #Washington #WashingtonFood #PugetSound #Seafoodie #GetSaucy #Sustainability #SustainableSeafood #FarmedShellfish #OlympiaOysters #NativeOysters #NativeGrown #OlympiaWA (at Fidalgo Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb8dzxjvQy4/?utm_medium=tumblr

#memes #tamaño #no #importa #sizedoesntmatter https://www.instagram.com/p/CZvJsgru4e5/?utm_medium=tumblr

I don’t want these dudes to go to waste. So, who wants cucumbers? I gave a few to my neighbors, especially the hot neighbor that happens to be a nurse. . Me: “It’s my first batch of cucumbers. Would you like to take a few?” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “Free?” . Me: “Of course not.” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “…” . Me: “Oh, it won’t cost money, but accepting my cucumber means your permanently on call for me.” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “How’s that gonna work?” . Me: “You know how some people have personal chefs? Well, you’ll be like a personal chef, except not as a chef, as a nurse.” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “I don’t mean to sound greedy, but how many can I take?” . Me: “I’m not sure.” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “Huh!?” . Me: “If you think you can handle all of them, go ahead. Take them all in.” . It was at that moment, all the back and forth silliness finally paid off. . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “They’re a little smaller than I’d like, and if that’s all you got, I can take them all in…easily.” . Ooooh. This nurse is nasty. She a nasty nurse. I think we gon’ be best buds. 😈 . Me: “Here’s a suggestion to get the best BANG for little guys like these…” . I could see the buildup of guarded curiosity. Too late, woman! You’re doin’ subtle dick jokes with me, and you expect me to pretend you’re not my new best friend? . Me: “Here. Grab it. Just grab it and feel the weight. It’s got some girth to it, right? You want long and slim, or girthy and stubby?” . Hot Nurse Neighbor: “Both!” . Me: “At the SAME TIME? WOW! Now, for even smaller ones, try changing your technique up. I mean, here (turns cucumber sideways) . Seriously, if anyone wants some veggies, lemme know. #gardening #cucumber #fuckedsideways #sizedoesntmatter #veggies #nursesarehot #nurse #stroketheshaft #hotnurse #msparker #cucumberchallenge #nastynurse #ballsdeep #imadeafriend https://www.instagram.com/p/CRW-ynyr73ArTTIvVhkBfnWxCEK4bF7Xuvc9XQ0/?utm_medium=tumblr