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When Daredevil and Cap (Somehow Didnāt) Do Battle!
Ā Ā ItāsĀ July 4th, AKA Steve Rogersā birthday-- and as usual, Iām celebrating by blogging about PUNCHING! Thatās right, olā Hornhead and Winghead are at it again, once more ready to exchange blows in service of the sacred superhero tradition of Seeing Who Would Win in a Fight.Ā
Ā Ā ...Or are they?
Ā Ā Our story takes place during D.G. Chichesterās run on Daredevil, in the midst of his 90s computer hacker-fest, āTree of Knowledgeā (issues #326-332). A group of tech-savvy terrorists is creating chaos in the city, and the new-and-improved Gritty Armored Daredevil (still Matt, but X-Treme now, having recently faked his death again) is on the case. In a story choked with cameos by a variety of unexpected faces, itās not surprising that Cap, Mattās favorite sparring partner, shows up too. Mattās investigations, in costume as Armored DD and out-of-costume as con artist āsocial engineerā Jack Batlin, lead him to the apartment of teenage computer hacker Sinclair Spectrum. However, she already has a visitor... Ā
[ID: An excerpt from Chichesterās Daredevil run. Captain America has his hand on the shoulder of a young woman with short blond hair. Daredevil perceives this with his radar sense, depicted in black with faint white outlines.]
Caption:Ā āDaredevilās traced Spectrum, hoping her ties to Cobol Charlie might provide a link to the terrorists.ā
Steve:Ā āCalm down, miss! Iām not here to strong-arm--ā
Spectrum:Ā āGet your hand off of me!ā
Matt: āEnough of that!ā
[ID:Ā Daredevilās billy club/grapple line wraps around Capās wrist.]
Caption:Ā āThe blind man doesnāt know why 240 pounds of muscle are clamping down on 95 pounds of teenager... but he knows heās going to put a stop to it.ā
Daredevil vol. 1 #327 by D.G. Chichester, Scott McDaniel, and Christie Scheele
Ā Ā Matt knows itās Cap. And heās known Cap for years. Theyāve actually (despite any impressions provided by this blog) had interactions that werenāt fights. Matt trusts Cap enough to team up with him on occasion, and presumably enough to also know that he usually acts with good intentions. But none of that matters here, and Matt goes in fists-- well, billy clubs-- swinging. He's acting the part of a new Daredevil-- tougher, gruffer, with bigger shoulder pads-- and that means attacking former friends with little provocation.Ā
[ID: Captain America, still holding theĀ billy clubs, throws his shield Daredevil, who is shown in silhouette.]
Steve:Ā āIām not used to taking orders!ā
Matt:Ā āIāve noticed that about you Avenger-types! Fast reflexes!ā
[ID: Daredevil catches the shield, backflips with it, and lands in a crouch.]
Matt:Ā āNot fast enough. This frisbeeās-- heavier-- than it looks! Next time try when I donāt see it coming!ā
Steve:Ā āThis isnāt your concern, Daredevil-- or whoever you are! I suggest you leave... before Iām forced to escort you out!ā
Ā Ā ItĀ wouldnāt be a real fight without Matt and Steve switching weapons, am I right?
Ā Ā To make matters even more combative, Steve doesnāt know who this guy is. Mattās efforts at pretending to be a new, different Daredevil have so far been successful-- and many among the superhero community donāt trust this violent stranger using their dead friendās moniker. Steve is fully willing to fight him. Itās all there: the perfect excuses necessary for a good old-fashioned knock-down, drag-out brawl.Ā
[ID: Captain America is holding the billy clubs in front of him. Daredevil is larger-than-life in the background, holding the shield. They are both grimacing and have way too many teeth. Itās great.]
Matt:Ā āYou want to dance with me, soldier-boy?Ā LETāS GO...ā
Ā Ā Look at those grimaces! The dramatic lighting! The questionable anatomy! The fightinā words! Grab some popcorn-- theyāre gonna do it!
Ā Ā ...And then they donāt.Ā
Ā Ā The next issue begins with Matt, at a later point, reflecting on the confrontation, but thereās not a punch in sight-- not even from Spectrum, who seems like sheās in the mood to fight both of them.
[ID: A page showing Daredevil (in his armored costume) leaping across rooftops, interspersed with flashback panels showing him facing off with Captain America, and the two of them talking with Sinclair Spectrum in her apartment.]
Matt:Ā āCaptain America. Whoād have thought Iād find him trying to coerce information out of the same person I was? If he hadnāt been there I would have found out her connection with the late Phreak and Knowbot. The layers of complexity just keep piling up. Sinclair Spectrum...ā
Spectrum:Ā āI aināt telling either of you squat. You wanna look around-- get a search warrant! I got rights!ā
Steve:Ā āPerhaps youād like to speak to a lawyer?ā
Daredevil vol. 1 #328 by Gregory Wright, Sergio Cariello, Ovi Hondru, et al.
Ā Ā And then the story moves on, with Matt and Steve eventually teaming up to handle the hackers. Itās one of the most impressive fight fake-outs Iāve ever seen, and honestly, as much as I live for the punching, I can respect that. Ā
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